原创翻译： 新浪微博@酱油小圆子 中字计划No.32
风流才子俏佳人
几小时前我还不知道你的存在 Only a few hours ago I did not know you existed.
而现在你就是雕塑大师 我就是你手中的黏土 And now you are the sculptor and I am but a piece of clay.
我一向热衷于黏土创作 I've always liked working with clay.
我曾用它们塑造出果盘 花瓶还有烟灰缸 I've worked on fruit bowls,vases, ashtrays,
但从未创造过你这般的尤物 but never anything like you.
那你今晚一定要来我家 试试造诣 You must come over tonight and try.
这要取决于今天的庭审结果 All depends on what happens in court.
如果我的公司能够胜诉 If my company wins the case,
那我一定会很有兴致"用功创作" I'll be in the mood for molding.
可万一我们输了 But if we lose...
哦 你不会输的 要相信女人的直觉 Oh, you will not lose.Trust a woman's instincts.
亲爱的 Darling?
这个给你 以防你先我一步到我公寓 Just in case you get to my apartment before I do.
看见了吗 卡尔文 Did you see that, Calvin?
早上9点就卿卿我我 还露骨的邀对方去自己闺房私会 Kissing at 9：00 in the morning, and practically inviting him to her bedroom.
这样的女人在我们锡城可找不到 You won't find women like that in Cedar Rapids.
踏破铁鞋也难找哦 No matter how hard you try.
-早上好 克劳德 -查威克先生 你去哪了 -Morning, Claude. -Monsieur Chadwick,where have you been?
我昨天给你的酒店打了一整晚电话 I tried calling you at your hotel all night.
克劳德 什么男人会把自己的巴黎初夜 Claude, what kind of a man would spend his first night in Paris
浪费在酒店客房呢 alone in his hotel room?
我告诉你什么男人 I tell you what kind of man.
一个身残 多病 连老婆都拒之门外的男人 A very sick, crippled,old man, whose wife is blocking the doorway.
和都徳先生说话的男人是谁 Who is that man with Monsieur Daudet?
保罗 保罗查威克 Paul, Paul Chadwick.
他昨晚才抵达这里 是北方石油公司的人 He arrived last night.He works for the Northern Oil Company.
-他是律师吗 -不是 -An attorney? -No.
他是美国人俗称的"麻烦终结者" What the Americans call a troubleshooter.
什么? What?
就是专门派来解决公司危机的专家 A specialist sent in to salvage critical situations.
北方石油现在已经无力回天 他们输定了 The situation for the Northern Oil Company is past salvaging. It's dead.
现在只要等法官宣布最终结果就行了 All that remains is for the judge to administer the last rites.
证据全都偏向对方 The evidence is all in their favor.
最重要的是 你正在法国起诉一家法国公司 On top of which,you are suing a French company in France,
还当着法国法官的面儿 in front of a French judge.
女士们 先生们 现在开庭 Mesdames, messieurs. La cour.
我们下了步臭棋 We made a mistake.
这案子应该争取庭外和解才对 This case should have been settled out of court.
就是说 It was.
真可怜 你应该去给手指拍个X光片 Poor man. You should have those fingers x-rayed.
虽然我以前被法官口头警告过 但从没被殴打过 I've been verbally criticized by a judge,but never physically attacked.
我不过把手放到了她桌上 她就拿木槌敲我 I simply put my hand on her desk, and she smashed it with the gavel.
太神奇了 我都不知道咱们是怎么赢的 It's amazing.I will never understand how we won.
正义女神显然没在这案子里开眼 In this case,the goddess of justice was indeed blind.
也不知道是什么妖术最终动摇了正义的天平 What mysterious force is it that ultimately tips this delicate scale?
查威克先生 真是太巧了 我是米切尔布勒 Mr. Chadwick,what a pleasant surprise.Michel Boullard.
我是今早庭上的对方律师 The opposing lawyer in court this morning.
幸会 很遗憾你们输了官司 Of course.Sorry you lost the case.
哦 都是人生历练嘛 Oh, it was an experience.
要知道 直到今天以前我还从未在女法官面前打过官司 You know, until today,I've never tried a case before a woman judge.
现在一想 今天的法官还真是女的 对吧 Come to think of it,the judge was a woman,wasn't she?
-而且很迷人 -是的 -Attractive, too. -Yes.
-我猜身材一定也挺好 -有可能 -And, I suspect, quite shapely. -Possibly.
谁知道法袍下面会是什么景象呢 Who knows what goes on under those judicial robes?
哦 我永远也无从得知 Oh, I will never know.
而你作为一名绅士 知道也肯定不会对外人道 And you, being a gentleman,obviously will never tell.
这案子我准备充分 证据确凿 My case was well-prepared.The evidence properly presented.
严格遵守各项法律规定 The legal amenities scrupulously observed.
作为一名律师 我没有任何疏忽 As a lawyer I overlooked nothing.
作为法国公民 我却令国家蒙羞 As a Frenchman I am a national disgrace.
在这种游戏里被一个美国人打败 To have an American defeat you at this game.
这种游戏在美国很流行 That game's become quite popular in the States.
哦 你们是业余的 Oh, amateurs.
你想想如果我们在棒球比赛里打败你们美国是什么感觉 How would you feel if we beat you in baseball?
拜托你 就当帮我减轻点羞耻感 Now, please,ease the humiliation for me.
告诉我 你至少有一半法国血统 Tell me you are at least part-French.
我父亲是英国人 母亲是丹麦人 My father is English,my mother's Danish.
也挺接近了 It's close enough.
当时情况危急 时间又紧 我想... The situation was critical.Time was of the essence, I...
为你精湛的工作技巧道歉? Apologizing for a virtuoso performance?
相信我 先生 除了佩服我没有任何意见 Believe me, Monsieur,I am filled with nothing but admiration.
没有几个人能像你这般心胸开阔 Not many men would have taken this in such good spirit.
不管怎么说 我都欠你个人情 In a way,I feel I owe you a favor.
只要你在纽约有任何我能帮得上忙的地方 If there's anything I can do for you while you're in New York,
别客气 请随时联系我 please don't hesitate to call on me.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thank you.
-这是你第一次去美国旅行吗 -是的 我要去看望女儿 -Is this your first trip to the States? -Yes. I'm going to visit my daughter.
打扰了 空姐们碰巧在忙 Excuse me.The stewardess is busy.
我想二位绅士可能想来点咖啡 I thought you gentlemen might like some coffee.
哦 谢谢 非常感谢 Oh, thank you Thank you.
人总要乐观点不是吗 啊 年轻真好 We live in hope, don't we? Ah, youth.
你能得到香房钥匙 而我得到一包糖精 You get apartment keys and I get saccharin.
-喂 -喂 -Hello? -Hello?
亲爱的 我是保罗 Darling, this is Paul.
-宝贝 -甜心 -Angel. -Sweetheart.
亲爱的 什么都别说 我的航班才落地 Honey, don't say a word.My plane just landed.
没有你 巴黎犹如地狱 Paris was hell without you.
我满脑子都是临走前与你共度的难忘一刻 All'l could think about was that unforgettable hour before I left.
现在我要先回趟公司提交报告 Now I have to go to the office and file my report,
你去换件睡衣在家等我 哪也不许去 so slip into something comfortable and don't move.
今晚我一定会找时间过来 I'll be over sometime tonight.
一石二鸟 Two at one time.
即便是拿破仑也没胆量同时发动两次侵略 Even Napoleon would not have attempted two invasions at once.
-她们碰巧住同一栋大楼 -真了不起 -Oh, they live in the same building. -Magnificent.
-你骨子里肯定有法国人的血统 -没有啦 -You must have some French blood in you. -No, no.
-米切尔 米切尔 -艾蒂安 -Michel! Michel! -Etienne!
-再会 查威克先生 -再见 不要忘了 -Goodbye, Monsieur Chadwick. -Goodbye. And don't forget,
-需要帮忙 尽管找我 -谢了 朋友 -if there's any favor I can do for you... -Thank you, my friend.
-艾蒂安 -米切尔 -Etienne! -Ah, Michel!
真高兴再见到你 I'm so glad to see you.
让我好好瞧瞧你 Let me look at you.
-25年了 你还是一点没变 -这就是你要对老朋友说的 -Why, you haven't changed in 25 years. -That is what you tell a friend?
25年前我就长这德行 That I looked like this 25 years ago?
也许我该先给她打个电话 Maybe I should phone first.
不然要如何走到一个几乎25年 How do you walk in and say hello to a daughter
都未曾谋面的女儿面前和她打招呼 我甚至都不认识她 you haven't seen in almost 25 years? I won't even know her.
-我怎么会浪费这么多年光阴 -米切尔 -How could I let all these years go by? -Michel?
是她母亲要离开你并把她带到美国的 It was her mother who left you and took her to this country.
后来因为战争 加上你又去中东过了那么多年 And there was the war, the years you spent in the Middle East.
刚开始我每天都会写信 后来成了每周一封 每月一封 In the beginning you write every day, then every week,then once a month.
最后只剩下生日礼物和圣诞贺卡了 Then it becomes just birthday presents and Christmas cards.
在她眼里 As far as she knows,
父亲不过是一年出现在邮箱里两回的男人 her father is someone you find in the mailbox twice a year.
船到桥头自然直 It'll all work out.
今晚你们一起来我餐厅 咱们好好庆祝重逢 And tonight you'll both come to my restaurant and we'll celebrate.
我好紧张 I'm so nervous.
感觉像回到劳伦出生那一晚 It's like the night Lauren was born.
你一定会为她感到骄傲的 You will be proud of her.
在她这个年纪成为著名心理医生 At her age,a prominent psychologist.
你意思是她还没结婚 You say she's not married?
学习和实践都需要时间积累 An education,building a practice.That takes time.
-她都快30了 -她还在物色 -She's almost 30 -She's looking around.
18岁姑娘物色对象 通常是男人追着她跑 At 18, when a girl looks around, there is usually a man following her.
30岁了还在物色 等着她的就只有40岁了 At 30, when you look around,the only thing coming is 40.
医生还在办公室里 The Doctor is in her office.
你排下一位 You're next.
我不是患者 我是她未婚夫 I'm not a patient.I'm her fiancé.
哦 Oh!
你和这位医生要结婚了 什么时候 You and the Doctor are to be married? When?
等她尽快把婚礼排上日程就结 As soon as she can fit our wedding into her schedule.
她是个非常忙碌的女人 She's a very busy woman.
她正在里面为一个讲座做笔记 She's in there working on some notes for a lecture.
我也说不准几点能结束 我都已经等了快... I can't tell you how long she'll be. I've been waiting almost,
快一个小时了 almost an hour.
我们再等10分钟 然后就一起咳嗽 We'll wait 10 more minutes,then we'll cough.
-为什么咳嗽 -提醒她外面有人在等着 -We'll cough? -To let her know we're here.
假如她大发雷霆 我们就不告诉她是谁咳的 If she comes out angry,we won't tell her which one of us coughed.
-她为何会大发雷霆 -因为她讨厌工作时被人打扰 -Why should she be angry? -She's not to be disturbed when she works.
这是我们订婚时达成的最重要共识之一 That's one of the most important things we agreed on when we got engaged.
另一个共识就是不要孩子 That and no children,of course.
-不要孩子 -她还得忙着规划自己的事业 -No children? -She has her career to think of.
女人的一生有太多事可以去选择 There's time for just so many things in a woman's life.
可总得有人生孩子呀 Somebody has to have the babies.
-遗憾的是你不行 -就是说啊 -Unfortunately, you can't. Yes.
不然能解决很多麻烦 It would solve so many problems.
-我就感觉外面好像有人 -是他 他咳嗽了 -I thought I heard someone out here. -It was him. He coughed.
如果你是想预约看诊 前台一会就回来了 If it's about an appointment,my receptionist will be back shortly.
阿诺德 我15分钟内就能结束 I'll be finished in 10 or 15 minutes, Arnold.
我买了今晚的戏票 是部好评如潮的新戏 I got tickets to the theater tonight.It got very good reviews.
-有时我真搞不懂这些评论家的品位 -他们总是瞎评 -I sometimes wonder about those critics. -They make one mistake after another.
我这就去退掉 然后选部我确定的好戏 比如... I'll turn these in,and get tickets to a show I know is good. Like...
-驯悍记 -就是驯悍记 -The Taming of the Shrew? -Taming of the Shrew.
而且那里离餐厅很近 我在特里亚农订好了位子 And it's close to the restaurant. I made reservations at the Trianon.
他们家的牛排水准一流 They have magnificent steaks.
-他家的大厨总是把牛排煎得太老 -没有一次不老的 -The chef always overcooks them. -He'll do it every time.
我们还可以选择很多其他餐厅 比如... There're plenty of other places we can go to like...
-吟游诗人餐厅 -没错 吟游诗人 -The Troubadour? -The Troubadour. Of course.
-我这就去预订 -很好 -I'll call them. -Good.
哦 你去剪头发了 Oh, you got your hair cut.
你为什么要让他们这样剪 Why did you let them do that to you?
你知道自己头顶头发剪太多的话 会显得头...很扁 You know when you take too much off the top your head looks flat.
我明明告诉他们你的喜好了 那理发师手艺本来挺好的 I told them how you like it.He's supposed to be a good barber.
好吧 我想他也无能为力了 Oh, well,I suppose there isn't much he can do with it.
你没用我给你买的头皮屑刷子 You're not using that dandruff brush I bought you.
-我搞忘了 -哦 亲爱的 -I forgot. -Oh, darling,
-晚上别穿这套蓝色西服 -遵命 亲爱的 -don't wear that blue suit tonight. -Yes, dear.
她是不是很出众 你肯定没想她会这么出色吧 Isn't she something? I'll bet you never expected to see someone like that.
完全没想到 No, I didn't.
话说 你今晚为什么不能穿这身蓝色西服呢 Tell me, why can't you wear your blue suit tonight?
它会突出我的不良体态 我这人含胸驼背的 It accentuates my bad posture.I have very round shoulders.
我们第一次约会时她就注意到了 She noticed that on our first date.
你真走运 You're lucky.
要不然你可能一辈子都蒙在鼓里 You might have gone all through life without ever knowing it.
没错 如果没有她 That's true.And if it weren't for her,
我也不知道要穿这种矫正鞋 I wouldn't be wearing these corrective shoes.
为了帮我保持平衡 她帮我在所有鞋子外沿 She had the outside of all my shoes lined with lead
都加上了铅制的内衬 to give me balance.
她真是对你无微不至啊 She's done a lot for you.
我以前简直一团糟 I was a mess.
可悲的是 我自己从没发觉 都是靠她帮我指正了出来 And the sad thing is,I never knew it.She had to point it out to me.
你好 我想订个双人桌 晚上7点的 Hello? I'd like a table for two tonight. 7：00.
要壁炉旁角落位置 留谁的名字 In the corner by the fireplace. Name?
劳伦布勒医生 Dr. Lauren Boullard.
对餐厅领班就得强硬点儿 Got to be firm with those head waiters.
真高兴认识你 先生 Very nice to have met you, sir.
我要回家换衣服去了 I've got to go home and change.
我没敲门 我害怕了 我没法张口说我是她父亲 I never knocked.I was afraid.I couldn't tell her I was her father.
她搞不好会说 "可以 留下联系方式" She would have said,"Fine. Leave your name.
"若我需要父亲 会通知你的" "If ever I need one I'll call you."
谁知道呢 也许她会痛哭流涕 Who knows? She might have broke into tears,
献上拥抱 吻你这个老父亲呢 thrown her arms around you,kissed you.
然后再提醒我"你该刮胡子了" And told me I needed a shave.
我见识过了她对自己未婚夫的所作所为 I saw what she did to her fiance.
在她的办公室 我简直目睹了一场公开处决 In her office I witnessed a public execution.
从他扁平的头颅到镶了铅的两脚 From the top of his flat head to the tips of his lead-lined feet
她把他大卸八块 she took him apart.
等她把这些重新组装在一起 他会变成什么 And when she puts him together again,what will he be?
变成全美最理想丈夫 The ideal American husband.
可这些男人为什么不反抗 为什么不离开这种老婆 But why don't the men protest? Why don't they leave such wives?
然后去哪里 下一任老婆那儿吗 Where will they go? To other wives?
换个狱警对囚犯来说有区别吗 Does it help the prisoner to change wardens?
我就不该让她母亲把她带到美国 I should never have let her mother bring her here.
还有 你没看到她给自己找了个什么样的丈夫 And if you could see what she picked out for a husband.
一个上床前都得事先请求她召见的男人 A man who will request an audience in bed with her.
真可悲 So tragic.
要知道 在美国 人们不是做爱 而是做任务 You know, in America they don't have sex,they commit it.
他唯一的遗憾就是不能自己生孩子 His only regret is that he can't have the babies.
那任务可就艰巨了 It would be most difficult.
哦 等你见到他本人 Oh, when you meet him,
就不会排除这种可能性了 you will not rule out the possibility.
这男的听上去问题很大 This man seems to have a problem.
不 有问题的人是我女儿 No. My daughter has the problem.
而且她给自己找了个最安全的藏身之处 心理医生办公室 And she's found the safest hiding place,a psychologist's office.
不是以患者身份 而是以医生身份 And not as a patient but as the doctor.
这我就不明白了 This I don't understand.
好吧 假如你是贪污犯 肯定不会在门口挂贪污犯的牌子 Well, if you're an embezzler,you don't open up an embezzler's office,
-你会跑去银行上班 -没错 -you go to work in a bank. -True.
在她办公室 她可以从弗洛伊德的著作里暂时探出头 In her office she can peek out from behind the books of Freud,
对人生和爱情进行一番说教 give a little sermon on life and love,
然后再把头埋回书本里 and then run back and hide in the pages.
哦 她肯定没那么糟吧 Oh, surely it isn't as bad as that.
我看过她的眼神 艾蒂安 I looked into her eyes,Etienne,
我看见的是一位30岁的老姑娘 and I saw a 30-year-old spinster.
一个拥有老处女灵魂的姑娘 A girl with the spirit of an old maid.
这是个从未品尝过人生美好滋味的女人 This is a woman who has never tasted life.
-对一个法国老父亲来说还真是悲剧 -而且错都在我 -What a tragedy for a French father. -And I am to blame.
-不是 -是的 老朋友 -No. -Oh, yes, my friend.
只有一个办法能弥补这些年的过失 There's only one way I can make up for all those years.
我已经不能再给她买玩具熊猫 I can no longer buy her toy pandas.
我能送她的礼物只有一个 那就是身为女人的满足感 There is only one gift I can give her.Her fulfillment as a woman.
我觉得这是我作为父亲的亏欠 I feel I owe her that as her father.
我不能让一朵玫瑰 I cannot allow a rose to wither
还没感受过阳光的温暖就独自凋谢 without ever having felt the warmth of the sun.
但长了30年的玫瑰花可没那么好摘 But a 30-year-old rose is not easy to pick.
它肯定浑身带刺 It has grown many thorns.
你需要找一位园艺大师 You will need a master gardener.
是啊 需要一个非凡出众的男人 Yes, it will require an extraordinary man.
一个纵横情场的高手 One of infinite finesse.
老朋友 我这里正好有一位合适人选 My friend,there is such a man available.
好极了 我们立刻请他从法国飞过来 Good. We'll fly him in from France immediately.
他是个美国人 He's an American.
米切尔 登月要信美国佬的技术 Michel, to reach the moon trust an American.
泡妞还得认准咱法国男人 To reach a woman let us put our faith in a Frenchman.
天才不分国籍 Genius has no nationality.
如果孩子生病 就得找最棒的医生 When your child is ill,you send for the best doctor.
但一个美国佬做得了这么精密的手术吗 But an American for so delicate an operation?
哦 我向你保证 他可不是实习医生 Oh, I assure you,he is not an intern.
而是一个拥有丰富实战经验的名医 Oh, this is a man with an established practice.
布勒先生 请进 Mr. Boullard. Come in.
-那女人 -哦 那是伊丽莎白 -That woman. -Oh, Elizabeth.
她每天早上都会过来帮我做早餐 She comes over every morning and makes my breakfast.
她甚至还自己带炊具过来 She brings her own cooking utensils?
她说我的蛋只准碰她的锅 She says my eggs will touch no pan but hers.
好奇怪的奉献精神 她是什么人 Strange devotion Who is she?
我连她姓什么都不知道 All I know is her first name.
她两年前突然出现在我家门口 从此以后每日不辍 She showed up at the door two years ago and hasn't missed a day since.
就像朝圣者每日朝拜 Like a pilgrim paying homage.
抱歉 Excuse me.
早上好 Good morning.
-我周四再帮你送回来 -感谢 桑德拉 -I'll have it back on Thursday. -Thank you, Sandra.
她负责我的衣物清洗 She does my laundry.
她坚持要这样 She insists.
我仿佛进入了一座圣殿 I feel as though I've entered a shrine.
就像一个流浪者 历经长途跋涉 I'm like a wanderer who, after a long journey,
最终来到了圣城麦加 has reached Mecca.
离开时 请记得把你的供品留在烟灰缸里 On the way out leave your offerings in that ashtray.
-要喝咖啡吗 -谢谢 -Would you like some coffee? -Thank you.
好的 Good.
你女儿好吗 How's your daughter?
查威克先生 多年以前 在我还年轻时 Mr. Chadwick,many years ago, in my youth,
为了品尝人生所有乐趣 wanting to taste all of life's pleasures,
我做了一件非常蠢的事 I did a very foolhardy thing.
就是和某人领了结婚证 I bit into a marriage license.
-多少英雄豪杰都被它套死了-谢谢 -A lot of good men have choked on that. -Thank you.
她是个美国人 She was an American.
哦 那曾是桩理想婚姻 直到我们走出婚礼教堂 Oh, it was an ideal marriage,until we left the wedding chapel.
所有男人都有权期待这种幸福降临 That's as much happiness as any man has the right to expect.
天上下起了雨 她的礼服被打湿了 It was raining.Her gown got wet.
不知为何 她令我觉得自己身为丈夫的第一天就失败了 And somehow she made me feel that I had failed in my first act as a husband.
-我竟然让雨落了下来 -她肯定失去了耐心 -I had permitted the rain to fall. -Well, she lost confidence.
如果你连雨都阻止不了 地震时你能干嘛 If you couldn't stop the rain,what would you do if an earthquake came?
我总是在她最需要我时不断让她失望 I continued to fail her when she needed me most.
炉子里的火种熄灭时我在哪 Where was I when the pilot light went out on the stove?
她汽车没油时我在哪 When her car ran out of gas?
水管堵塞那天我待在办公室里干什么 And what was I doing at the office the day the plumbing got clogged?
换作美国丈夫 水管堵塞时绝不会还待在办公室 An American husband would never be at the office when the plumbing got clogged.
他会立马赶回家与妻子共患难 He'd rush home to share it with his wife.
后来有天晚上 我和她正一起享受一顿愉快的晚餐 Then one evening we were sitting there,enjoying a delightful dinner,
可突然间 我妻子破坏了一切 when suddenly my wife spoiled everything.
你老婆出现了 She showed up.
你怎么知道我是说跟别的女人一起吃饭 How did you know I was with another woman?
你不是说晚餐气氛很愉快吗 You said you were enjoying dinner, didn't you?
哦 不过是无伤大雅的调情而已 Oh, it was a harmless flirtation.
我试图向我妻子解释 I tried to explain to my wife,
可她只是站在那里冷冰冰的说 随便吧 but all she could do was stand there and say, "Well."
你对着一口井道一千句歉也无济于事 It would not have helped to drop a thousand apologies into that well.
老婆是井 那一定是无底洞 A wife's well is bottomless.
如果我娶的是法国老婆 当我回家时 Now, with a French wife,when I got home,
她肯定已经穿着新睡裙 梨花带雨的等着我 I would have found her in tears and a new negligée.
可我这位老婆呢 当我回到自家卧室时... But with my wife,when I knocked on the bedroom door...
-她已经和律师在一起了 -还有个旅行社代理商 -You found her with her lawyer. -And a travel agent.
隔天一早她就带着孩子坐上了回美国的班机 The next morning she and the child were on a plane back to America.
一切结束 Fini.
从此以后我再也没见过女儿 直至昨天 I did not see my daughter again until yesterday.
查威克先生 她现在和她母亲一模一样 Mr. Chadwick,she is exactly like her mother.
就是说热烈欢迎你的只有自由女神像喽 Meaning you got a warmer welcome from the Statue of Liberty?
美国女人怎么会变成这副样子 从哪起的头 How did the American woman get this way? Where did it start?
从清教徒们乘坐五月花号在普利茅斯岩登陆开始 With the pilgrims,when the Mayflower landed at Plymouth Rock.
史上第一位美国丈夫扶着史上第一位美国妻子下船 The first American husband was helping the first American wife off the boat,
妻子说"我们本可以去世上任何地方" and she said,"We could have gone anywhere in the world“”
"而你却偏把我带到这鬼地方" and you had to bring me here
这是美国本土爆发的第一起妻子抱怨 The first complaint on American soil,
而丈夫则犯下了第一个大错 他道歉了 and he made the first mistake.He apologized.
那他应该怎么做 What should he have done?
把她从岩石上撞下去 Knocked her off the rock.
若他一开始就能表明立场 If he had taken a stand on that wet rock,
余生的每个夜晚就不必在家为自己抗争了 he wouldn't be fighting for his life here every night.
卧房 一个有着脂粉香的战场 The bedroom.The perfumed battlefield.
每天早上那里都会走出一名胜利者和战败者 Out of this arena every morning come the victor and the vanquished.
那里每晚产生的牺牲者 There are more victims here in one night
比全年交通事故伤亡人数还要多 than there are traffic casualties in the entire year.
世界裁军运动应当先从卧房开始 World disarmament ought to start in the bedroom.
你真是一语中的啊 You have great understanding.
所以我才要来拜托你 That's why I've come to talk to you.
先生 作为一名父亲 女儿30岁了还是个老处女 Monsieur,a father with a daughter who is a 30-year-old spinster.
-你明白那意味着什么吗 -当然 -Do you know what it means? -Yeah.
那意味着任何会走 会跑 会爬的健全男人 It means that any able-bodied man who can run, walk, or crawl
都该离你远点儿 should avoid you.
当然了 如果你的女儿18岁时正当纯真无暇 Of course,when a daughter possesses a certain innocence at 18,
作为父亲一定无比喜悦 for a father it's a joy to behold.
当她20多岁时 你仍会高兴 但不免开始思虑 When she's 21,you're still happy but thoughtful.
等她25岁时 你就很难笑得出来了 When she's 25,you are no longer smiling.
越来越严峻了 It's getting grim.
等她快30了还这样 作父亲的又该如何 When she's 29 going on 30,what does her father do?
祈求上帝呗 没其他办法了 Turns to prayer.There's nothing left.
还有一线希望 There is one hope.
找个男人 一个特别的男人 一个情场高手 A man. A very special man.A worldly sophisticate.
一个会温柔地带领她进入一场浪漫冒险的男人 One who will gently lead her into a romantic adventure.
一段能使一名女子浴火重生的情感插曲 An emotional interlude from whose fires a woman shall be born.
这样的男人可遇而不可求 Such a man is hard to find.
我可以 假如你能让我领先10分钟开始的话 I will be, if you give me a 10-minute head start.
拜托你 先生 我已经走投无路了 Please, Monsieur,I'm desperate.
作为父亲怎能放弃自己唯一的孩子 Can a man abandon his only child?
我认为 这种情况下社会能原谅你 I think, in this case,society would forgive you.
你之前说过 需要帮忙尽管找你 You once said,if I ever needed a favor...
查威克先生 我现在就要请你帮我 Mr. Chadwick,I am asking for that favor.
我说的帮忙是指一般的忙 When I said a favor I meant a favor.
比如买戏票 订酒店 借贷款 To have theater tickets,hotel reservations,a bank loan,
或者把你从牢里捞出来 getting you out of jail.
-这种忙 你去找别人吧 -去哪找 -favor.Find somebody else. -Where?
试试红十字会吧 她感觉像个灾区 Try the Red Cross.She sounds like a disaster area.
查威克先生 看在我已垂暮之年的份上 Mr. Chadwick,in the sunset of my life,
别拒绝一个心碎父亲的最后请求 don't deny the last request of a brokenhearted old father.
-她长相如何 -我有一张照片 -What does she look like? -I have a picture.
先生 这是我女儿 很可爱吧 Monsieur, my daughter.Isn't she adorable?
小可爱 Darling.
你有最近一点的照片吗 Do you have anything more recent?
小孩子变化能有多大呢 How much could she have changed?
她现在长什么样 我是指此时此刻 What does she look like now? Today. This minute.
一个人的内在美要如何用语言来形容 How does one describe inner beauty?
别管内在了 还是先聊聊外在吧 Forget the inside.Let's stay on the outside for a while.
我觉得夸她独具魅力也不为过 I feel safe in saying she's attractive.
不为过 You feel safe?
难道其他人会觉得夸大其词吗 Would it be risky for anyone else to say it?
我是想尽量保持客观 I'm trying to be objective.
-你不喜欢胖女人吧 -不喜欢 -You don't like heavy women? -No.
-你喜欢苗条的 -有多苗条 -You like them slim. -How slim?
她不是那种长得丰乳肥臀的俗气女人 She's not the type of woman with the large hips and the overdeveloped bosoms
很容易让男人腻味 that is so distasteful to men.
什么男人 What men?
她长得俏丽可人 明眸善睐 An animated face,expressive eyes,
笑靥如花 齿如含贝 a dazzling smile,exceptional teeth.
-鹤立鸡群 -个子太高 -Outstanding. -Big.
那要看怎么解读了 A matter of semantics.
所以她是个过瘦 平胸 还有点龅牙的女孩 She's a skinny,flat-chested girl with buck teeth.
而且到目前你只说了她的优点 And so far you've only been talking about her good points.
关于我的忙 你不会食言吧 The favor.You will not go back on your word?
拜托了 先生 救救我女儿 Please, Monsieur,save my daughter.
我是个言出必行的男人 I'm a man who keeps his word.
既然欠你的忙 我就会帮到底 I owe you a favor.I'll do it.
查威克先生 向你提出这样一个请求并不容易 Mr. Chadwick,it was not easy to come to you with a request of this nature.
我相信你一定会温柔 周到 最重要的是谨慎行事 I know you will be gentle, considerate, and above all, discreet.
我可不想这事引发流言蜚语 I wouldn't want this to become common gossip.
我向你保证 没人会比我更想保守这个秘密 I assure you,no one'll be more anxious to keep it a secret than I.
-早啊 多萝西 -早上好 查威克先生 -Good morning, Dorothy. -Good morning, Mr. Chadwick.
有位玛克琳小姐来过电话 说今天下午要结婚 A Miss Marklin phoned.She's getting married this afternoon.
哦 那是喜事 Oh, good for her.
她说如果你再不回她电话 她就真的去结了 She said if you don't return her call she's going through with it.
还有位康马尔先生打来咨询有关劳工会议的事 还有... A Mr. Conmar called about the labor relations meeting, and...
先把所有事都搁置会 多萝西 Hold everything off for a while, Dorothy.
我要先为一位伤心欲绝的父亲做些社会服务工作 I have to do some social work for a brokenhearted father.
"这里是电话录音 布勒医生不在" This is a recording.Dr. Boullard is not in.
"请在第一声提示音响起后开始说话" At the sound of the first beep tone,start talking.
"你可以在第二声提示音响起前留言 谢谢" You have until the second beep tone to deliver your message.Thank you.
你好 我们不认识 但我很想找你聊聊 How do you do? You don't know me,but I wanted to talk to you.
我打给你是因为... The reason I'm calling is,
好吧 不知道我们能不能有机会... well, do you think it might be possible for you and me, well,
也许你能挑个时间 我意思是... perhaps if you had the time,I mean...
我这是怎么回事 What's the matter with me?
"这里是电话录音 布勒医生不在" This is a recording.Dr. Boullard is not in.
"请在第一声提示音响起后开始说话" At the sound of the first beep tone,start talking.
"你可以在第二声提示音响起前留言 谢谢" You have until the second beep tone to deliver your message.Thank you.
你好 又是我 我...我刚才忘记留下电话了 Hello. It's me again.I, I forgot to leave my telephone number.
号码是麦迪逊39844 是我家的电话 It's Madison 39844.That's my home number.
这有点难开口 呃 毕竟我们从没见过 It's hard to...Well, we've never met.
等你回我电话 我想我可以... When you call back,I feel I can...
我是说找个人聊聊总能轻松点... Well, I mean,it's always easier to talk to someone...
好吧 你懂的... Well, you know...
蠢透了 Dumb.
有问题吗 Something wrong?
多萝西 假如有哪个父亲开口求你勾引他女儿 Dorothy,if a father ever asks you to romance his daughter,
一定要拒绝 turn him down.
我保证 You have my word.
-喂 -我是布勒医生 -Hello. -Oh, this is Dr. Boullard.
-谁 -布勒医生 -Who? -Dr. Boullard.
哦 是的 Oh, yes.
是你打电话给我办公室的吗 Are you the gentleman who called my office?
是的 我...我是想... Yes. I, I thought that...
能问一下是谁介绍你找我的吗 May I ask who referred you?
呃 是你的... Well, it was your...
-这个... -你的语言障碍症状已经持续多久了 -Well... -How long have you had this speech defect?
什么 What?
你显然在语言组织方面非常困难 You apparently have trouble forming sentences.
打了两通电话 却连一件事也没说清 You made two calls and never completed a thought.
你的大脑信号和运动反应之间似乎出现了故障 There seems to be a breakdown between the brain impulse and the motor response.
好吧 这个.... Well, well...
我这里不提供语言矫正治疗 Well, I don't give speech therapy,
但我建议你先去检查一下是否是生理原因引发的症状 but I suggest you first check out the possibility of your condition being physical
你从出生起就这样吗 Have you been this way since birth?
不 我... No. I...
你是否经历过意外事故 导致头部受伤 Have you been involved in any accident that left you with a head injury?
头部受伤 Head injury?
你找神经外科大夫做过脑电图检查吗 Have you been to a neurosurgeon for an electroencephalograph?
很可能是大脑损伤 There may be brain damage.
-布勒医生 我... -什么 -Dr. Boullard, I... -Yes?
我打给你是...是因为... The reason I, I called is...
什么 Yes?
这个嘛... Well...
你的症状似乎正在恶化 The condition seems to be deteriorating.
我这边强烈建议你尽快就医 I strongly urge that you seek prompt medical attention.
感谢你的来电 Thank you for calling.
大脑损伤 好个心理专家 Brain damage.Big psychologist.
哦 我要给你好好安排一个特殊病例 Oh, will I give you a case to work on.
我不在乎别人怎么说 I don't care what anybody says.
我母亲绝不专横 My mother wasn't domineering.
她在世时是最好的女人 She was a wonderful woman.
又来了 你又在为她辩护 There you go defending her again.
你到底到什么时候才肯承认自己恨她 When are you going to admit you hate her?
-你就不想好转了吗 -哦 无稽之谈 -Don't you want to get better? -Oh, nonsense.
查威克先生 你觉得呢 Mr. Chadwick,what's your opinion?
一个男人必须靠憎恨母亲才能获得正常人格吗 Does a man have to hate his mother to be well-adjusted?
我从没这么想过 I never thought so.
-又一个妈宝男 -他说得有道理 -Another mother-lover -He has a point.
好吧 开始你的表演 你要唱哪出 Okay, what's the gig? What's your scene?
能收起你那套音乐人口吻吗 Will you stop already with that musician talk?
安静五分钟好吗 快点 开始吧 Take five, will you? Come on, open up.
你妈在你小时候唱得是什么悲伤的摇篮曲 What sour notes did Mommy croon when she rocked your cradle?
今天是查威克先生第一次加入我们小组 This is Mr. Chadwick's first day with the group.
有些拘谨是很自然的 It's natural for him to be a little inhibited.
-总之 本次的讨论很有成效 -是的 没错 -Well, this has been a very productive session. -Oh, yes.
下周同一时间再会 Next week at the same time.
-再见 布勒医生 -可以一星期不用听你聊你妈 -Goodbye, Dr. Boullard.One week without your mother
-真是太好了 -我认为自己好多了 -is gonna be great. -I think I feel better now.
我就不该嫁给一个儿科医生 I never should have married a pediatrician.
-你知道你有病吧 -我当然有病 不然来这里干嘛 -Well, you know you're sick. -Sure I'm sick,why do you think I'm here?
-再见 -再见 -Goodbye. -Goodbye.
很抱歉我没能参与讨论 I'm sorry I wasn't able to join the discussion.
哦 你下次就会参与了 再见 Oh, you will next time.Goodbye.
我下次不会再来了 I won't be coming back.
我没法在别人面前讨论自己的问题 I couldn't possibly discuss my problem in front of other people.
为何不行 你听到他们对那些隐私话题都毫不忌讳了 But why not? You've heard them talk quite freely about very personal matters.
哦 当然 恋母情结 冷漠妻子 乱搞外遇 Oh, sure, mother fixations,unresponsive wives,infidelity.
都是些常见问题 要是我的问题也能那样简单就好了 Normal problems I wish my problem were that simple.
再见了 医生 Well, bye, Doctor.
-先等等 查威克先生 -怎么了 -Mr. Chadwick, wait. -Yes?
先坐下 请 Sit down. Please.
告诉我 Tell me.
你的问题到底是什么 What is this problem?
这太私人了 It's just too personal.
现在只有你 You're alone.
你不是在么 You're here.
查威克先生 你来找我肯定有特别原因 Mr. Chadwick,you've come to me for a very specific reason.
是的 我有 Yes, I have.
假如我是男人 你会比较容易开口吗 Would it make it easier if I were a man?
不 那更不可能了 No, it would make it impossible.
只有女人才有可能帮到我 Only a woman could possibly help me.
哦 Oh.
哦 要是我能说出口就好了 我好羞耻 Oh, if I could only talk about it.I'm so ashamed.
查威克先生 你能想到的问题我全都见识过 Well, Mr. Chadwick,there's nothing you can say that I haven't heard before.
告诉我 你的症结到底是什么 Now what is your problem?
是女人 Women.
这不是什么罕见问题 That is not too uncommon.
要知道 医生 我... You see, Doctor, I'm...
你怎么了 You're what?
这太难以启齿了 It's awfully hard to say.
说吧 Say it.
我是个无法抗拒的男人 I'm irresistible to them.
-你是指对女人生理上无法抗拒吗 -是她们一直缠着我 -You're irresistible to women? -They just won't leave me alone
很少会有男人把这当成问题 Very few men would consider that a problem.
哦 医生 这简直是一个诅咒 一场噩梦 Oh, Doctor,it's a curse, a nightmare.
你知道被人仅仅贪图身子是种什么样的感觉吗 Do you know what it feels like to be wanted just for your body?
不知道 No.
哦 我真羡慕你 Oh, how I envy you.
我要付出什么代价才能换具没人想要的身子 What I'd give to have a body nobody wanted.
她们太不人道了 明知道我不能拒绝 It's inhuman.They know I can't refuse.
为什么不能 Why can't you?
因为旺妲 Because of Wanda.
旺妲是谁 Who is Wanda?
那是我高中最后一年的事了 It was our senior year in high school.
旺妲当时是拉拉队员 活力四射 Wanda was a pom-pom girl,full of life.
后来战争爆发 The war was on.
我在一天早上加入了海军陆战队 I had just enlisted in the Marine Corps that morning.
我们... We were...
我们一起穿过金门大桥 We were walking across the Golden Gate Bridge.
旺妲本是个正经姑娘 Wanda was a decent girl,
但是在爱国主义的驱使下 她提出想把自己献给我 but in a moment of patriotism she offered herself to me.
她想要对你献身 She offered herself to you.
我说不行 我已经是一名战士了 I said no. I was a marine now.
我不想做出任何有损军队荣誉的事 I didn't want to do anything to besmirch the honor of the Corps.
要是我没有拒绝 If I hadn't said no
她就不会跳下去了 she never would have jumped.
她从桥上跳下去了 She jumped from the bridge?
我向她扑了过去 成功抓住了她的礼服下摆 I lunged for her.I managed to grab the hem of her gown.
可她滑了出去 She slipped through.
我傻在原地 手中只剩下一件空荡荡的毕业礼服 I stood there holding an empty graduation dress.
你只抓到了一条空裙子 You were clutching an empty dress.
她掉了下去 She plummeted down.
最后落入水中 As she hit the water,
我记得的最后一件事 the last thing I remember
就是她对我伸出的那根饱含指责的手指 was an accusing finger pointing up at me.
自那以后你就一直带着负罪感 And you've carried that sense of guilt ever since.
我再也没有拒绝过女人的求欢 I've never said no to another woman.
查威克先生 不是所有女人都会在被男人拒绝亲热后自我了断 Mr. Chadwick,not all women destroy themselves when a man refuses to make love to them.
我不能再冒第二次风险 I can't risk another Wanda.
而且 我的名声也传了出去 医生 And, Doctor,the word's gotten out on me.
说我是个无法说"不"的男人 That I'm a man who doesn't dare say no.
当你无法防备时女人总会冷酷无情 And how ruthless women are when you're defenseless.
我沦为了爱的玩具 她们简直对我肆意妄为 I've become a love toy.They take terrible liberties with me.
拜托了 医生 救救我 她们在谋杀我 Doctor, please. Help me.They're killing me.
查威克先生 你这是在为了向旺妲赎罪而自杀 Mr. Chadwick,you're killing yourself to atone for Wanda.
你从来没试过拒绝吗 Have you ever tried to say no?
一开始时我也想拒绝 In the beginning I'd start to,
可我望向她们眼睛时 就像看到旺妲当时的眼神 then I'd see that look in their eye.The same look Wanda had.
于是我只好放弃挣扎 沦为前面所说的那样 And I'd stop struggling and do as I was told.
我好羞耻 I'm so ashamed.
哦 查威克先生 我只是个医生 Oh, Mr. Chadwick,I'm a doctor.
每天早上 To wake up
我都在一间陌生的公寓里醒来 every morning in a strange apartment,
梳妆台上还会留着一张潦草的感谢信和打车小费 and on the dressing table,a scribbled thank-you note and cab fare.
让你觉得自己很廉价 Makes you feel cheap.
哦 谢天谢地 终于能有个相同体会的人一起探讨了 Oh, thank goodness I can talk to somebody who's been through it.
哦 这并非源自我的个人经验 Oh, I, I wasn't referring to any personal experience.
你是从旺妲的死亡悲剧中 Out of the tragic death of Wanda
建立起一种幻想 并把它套用在所有女性身上 you have created a fantasy which you apply to all women.
-你必须要学会拒绝 -我害怕 -You must learn that you can say no. -I'm afraid.
可不会有任何事发生 But nothing will happen.
-除非我能肯定 -你能 -If only I could be sure. -You will be.
我们的小组治疗下周同一时间继续 The group meets next week at the same hour.
-小组 -没错 -Group? -Yes.
可我原本希望能和你一起单独治疗 I was hoping I could work on..With you alone.
哦 很遗憾 目前我无法接收任何新的个人患者 Oh. Unfortunately I can't take on any new individual patients at this time.
-可我已经走投无路了 医生 -相信我 查威克先生 -But, Doctor, I'm desperate. -Believe me, Mr. Chadwick,
你通过小组治疗 也能实现同样的效果 you can accomplish just as much within the group.
好吧 Yeah.
不过会给事情增加点难度 But it makes it a little more difficult.
-喂 -医生 我是保罗查威克 -Yes. -Doctor? Paul Chadwick.
我也不想半夜打扰你 但突然发生了紧急状况 I hate to call you at this hour but an emergency just came up.
-出什么事了 你在哪里 -家里 -What's wrong? Where are you? -Home.
-有个女孩正在我卧室 -可她是怎么进去的 -There's a girl in my bedroom. -How did she get in?
用万能钥匙 有人制作了一大堆 并对外倒卖 With a passkey，Somebody made up a batch of them and is selling them.
我被困住了 I'm trapped.
哦 现在你仔细听我说 千万不能慌张 必须坚定 Oh, now listen carefully.You mustn't panic.You must be firm.
-要明确对她说"不" -我试了 -You must tell her no. -I did.
可她跑进我卧室 趴我床上 痛哭流涕 She ran into the bedroom,threw herself on the bed,and she's crying.
我知道这一定会演变成不幸 I just know something terrible is gonna happen.
不会有任何事发生 Nothing will happen.
会的 我瞧见她眼神了 医生 她绝对有跳楼倾向 Oh yes, it will.I saw that look in her eye.Doc, she's a jumper.
查威克先生 现在是你治疗的关键时刻 Mr. Chadwick,this is a crucial moment in your therapy.
你必须完全按我说的去做 You're to do exactly as I say.
回到你的卧室 坐到床边 Go back in that bedroom,sit down on that bed,
抓住那名女孩的肩膀 直视她的眼睛 take that girl by the shoulders,look her right in the eye,
命令她立马回家 and order her to go home.
-可是我... -别争辩 -But I... -Now don't argue.
-挂断电话立马去做 -都听你的 -Hang up and do it. -Whatever you say.
你在给谁打电话 Who were you calling?
我的心理医生 My analyst.
我有女人方面的困扰 I have a problem with women.
是吗 You do?
我无法拒绝女人 而她想治愈我 I can't say no to them.She's trying to cure me.
要是她真这么做 那她的执照应该被吊销 Well, if she does,they ought to take away her license.
-查威克先生 -求你了 阿琳 让我缓会 -Mr. Chadwick? -Please, Arlene,let me rest.
-查威克先生 -哦 你来了 谢天谢地 -Mr. Chadwick? -Oh. Oh, it's you,thank goodness.
-你怎么跑这来了 -我天一亮就逃跑了 -What are you doing here? -Well, I got away at dawn.
大教堂没开门 所以我就来这了 The cathedral was closed so I came here.
我们结束通话后发生了什么 What happened after our phone conversation?
我谨遵你的指示 I followed your instructions.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
我回到房间 坐到床边 一把抓住她的肩膀 I went into the bedroom,sat down on the bed,took her by the shoulders,
直视她的双眼 命令她穿上衣服 立刻回家 looked her right in the eye,ordered her to get dressed and go home.
-她把衣服全脱了 -好吧 也没全脱 鞋子还穿着 -She'd taken her clothes off? -Well, not everything.She had her shoes on.
我试图帮她穿上衣服 但她一直反抗 I tried to dress her but she kept fighting me.
你有过那种明明不想穿着衣服 Have you ever had a man try to put your clothes on
-但被男人强迫穿上的经历吗 -从来没有 -when you didn't want to? -Never!
我一只手抱着她 另一只手试图给她穿衣服 I held her with one hand and tried to dress her with the other.
而她不停地扭来扭去 滑来滑去 And she kept squirming and wiggling and sliding around.
我的手简直忙不过来 I really had my hands full.
你有试过和她好好说吗 和她讲道理呢 Did you talk to her? Did you try to reason with her?
当一个女人全身上下只剩下鞋时 你是没资格去谈判的 When a woman's down to her shoes you're in no position to negotiate.
-我最起码挣扎了一个多小时 -然后呢 -I must have struggled for over an hour. -And then?
现在只有最后一个办法了 There's only one hope for me.
外科手术 An operation.
查威克先生 Mr. Chadwick!
留道疤 也许整容手术才能救我 A scar. Maybe plastic surgery will save me.
让我令人望而生畏 Make me repulsive.
查威克先生 总有其他解决办法 Oh, Mr. Chadwick,there are other ways to solve the problem.
现在你太累了 大脑混乱 需要休息 At the moment you're tired,you're confused,you need rest.
假如可以让我睡个完整觉就好了 If I could only get a full night's sleep.
-你回自己家睡太容易受到"攻击" -是的 可是... -You're too vulnerable at your apartment. -Yes, but...
我希望你去找间酒店 用假名登记 I want you to go to a hotel and register under an assumed name.
好吧 都听你的 Well, whatever you say.
其实现在的状况令我很受鼓舞 你有进步 I'm actually encouraged by what happened. You've made progress.
你成功迈出了第一步 You've taken the first step.
对一个女人说了"不" 且没导致对方自杀 You've said no to a woman and she didn't jump.
可代价也太大了 But what a price.
她痛哭 威胁 但至少没跳楼 She cried, she threatened,but she didn't jump.
那么接下去会怎样呢 And what is the next step?
即便一个女人一丝不挂站到你面前 Even if a woman is standing there with no clothes on
你也能心无旁骛的离开 you will be able to walk out on her.
会有那么一天的 That'll be the day.
劳伦 Lauren?
尝尝我的红酒调味汁 是佐鸡用的 Taste this wine sauce.It's for the chicken.
嗯 真棒 Mmm. Very good.
这可是我家祖传配方 It's an old family recipe.
我父亲在我16岁时传给我的 My father gave it to me when I was 16.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
我不介意做晚饭 但等我们结婚后 Now, I don't mind cooking dinner,but when we get married
家里必须要做一点小小的改变 there're going to be some changes.
我们得买一个嵌入式烤箱 We're getting a built-in oven.
-喂 -是布勒医生吗 -Hello? -Dr. Boullard?
-是我 -我是保罗查威克 -Yes. -Paul Chadwick.
我正住在温斯顿酒店 是用化名登记的 I'm here at the Winston Hotel under an assumed name.
我只是想在临睡前跟你报告一下 I just wanted to call you before I went to bed.
非常好 祝你晚安 等明天早上... Fine. Well,get a good night's sleep and in the morning...
你是谁 Who are you?
-怎么回事 谁在那里 -一个女人 -What's wrong? Who's there? -A woman.
她正从防火梯上爬进来 离我远点儿 She's coming in through the fire escape. Keep away from me!
-哦 叫她离开 撵她出去 -两个全撵吗 -Oh, make her leave.Throw her out. -Both of them?
-有两个 -她还带了个朋友 -There are two? -She brought a friend.
医生 救命 Doctor, help!
查威克先生 查... Mr. Chadwick. Mr... Oh.
-劳伦 你要去哪 -去温斯顿酒店 -Lauren? Where are you going? -To the Winston Hotel.
-那晚餐怎么办 -阿诺德 我有要紧事 -What about dinner? -Arnold, this is important.
有个男人需要我 This man needs me.
这是婚后我必须改变的第二件事 That's another thing I'm going to change after we get married.
不许再急着赶去陌生酒店见其他男人 No more rushing off to meet men at strange hotels.
她必须得先把晚饭吃了 She's going to have dinner first.
"欢迎野牛兄弟会" Welcome fraternal order of Bisons
嘿 老乔 到前面来 到前面来 Hey, Joe. Joe,come on up. Come on up.
酒店内线电话在哪 Where's the house phone?
我要去前台 我要去问前台服务员 I want to go to the desk.I've got to talk to the desk clerk.
我必须...我必须到前台那里.... I must, I must go and speak to the desk...
钥匙在这 Key in...
你不能进去 先生 麻烦你... You're not allowed in here, sir. Would you...
先生们 能先请你们散开吗 一个个来 Gentlemen,would you please leave? One at a time, now.
按顺序登记 如果你们可以排个队... Just one at a time, please.If you'll form a single file...
-这个给你 这个给你 -哦 不 -One for you,and one for you. -Oh, no!
-不 拜托了 别这样 -这个给你 -No, no, please, no, no... -And one for you...
先生们 先生们 麻烦把钥匙还回来好吗 Gentlemen, gentlemen,will you please return those keys?
否则的话 你们全会进错房间的 Otherwise you're all going to end up in the wrong rooms.
那好极了 你见过我们自己老婆长啥样吗 Well, that's great.Did you get a look at our wives?
拜托 我得和你谈谈 我在找一个男人 Please, I must talk to you.I'm looking for a man.
如果你在这里找不到 那还是放弃吧 Well, if you can't get one here, give up.
可他有危险 有两个女人闯入了他的房间 But he's in danger.Two women just broke in his room.
那一定是帕萨迪纳代表团的人 Well, that must be the Pasadena delegation.
其中三个刚才还把夜班经理拐跑了 Three of them just carried off the night manager.
哦 请问酒店警卫在哪 Oh. Where is the house detective?
哦 他在那里 戴黑帽子的 Oh, there he is,in the black hat.
我是医生 现在有紧急情况 I'm a doctor,this is an emergency.
好吧 他叫什么名字 Well, what's his name?
我也不知道什么名字 他是用化名登记的 I don't know what name he registered under.
他失踪了 来救我吧 He's lost. Save me.
他是个病人 He's a sick man.
听她说话 她是医生 这会害死我的 Listen to her,she's a doctor.It could kill me.
能用广播帮我呼叫一下劳伦布勒医生吗 Would you please page a Dr. Lauren Boullard, please?
"布勒医生 有你的电话 布勒医生" Dr. Boullard, telephone. Dr. Lauren Boullard.
内线电话在哪 我是医生 Where's the house phone? I'm a doctor.
哦 拜托让我去电话那里 我必须接这通电话 Oh, please get me to the house phone.I must talk on the phone.
布勒医生 你在哪 Doctor Boullard,where are you?
在酒店大堂 你还好吗 In the lobby.Are you all right?
我把自己锁在浴室了 她们正在拆门上的铰链 I locked myself in the bathroom.They're taking the hinges off.
你住在哪间房 Oh, what room are you in?
我住三楼 房号是3... I'm on the third floor,Room 3...
查威克先生 查...哦 Mr. Chadwick. Mr... Oh.
我要去坐电梯 放我下来 我要去坐...哦 I must get to the elevator,let me down.I must get to the... Oh!
哦 这样不错 谢谢你们 不胜感激 Oh, that's fine.Oh, thank you very much.I'm most grateful.
谢谢 很好 非常感谢 谢谢你们 Thank you. Just fine.Thank you so much,I'm most grateful to you.
谢谢 谢谢 你们帮了大忙 Thank you. Thank you.That's very kind of you.
十分感谢 Thank you so much.Thank you very much.
不 不对 放我下来 你们搞错了 No, no. Please let me down. No, no, no.You don't understand.
我是要去楼上 我是个医生 I want to go upstairs.I'm a doctor.
知道吗 我的患者在楼上 You see,my patient is upstairs.
拜托 不要 Please, no. No.
哦 阿诺德 别问我怎么跑到奥尔巴尼去了 Oh, Arnold, don't ask me how I ended up in Albany.
我和98名醉醺醺的"野牛人"困在了同一辆巴士里 I was trapped in a bus with 98 drunken Bison.
我很抱歉你为了帮我热晚餐 一直熬到凌晨2点 I'm sorry you waited until 2：00 in the morning keeping dinner warm.
查威克先生 Mr. Chadwick.
二对一 这太不公平了 Two against one.It wasn't fair.
我晚点回你电话 I'll call you later.
-发生了什么 -她们把浴室大门拆了 -What happened? -They took off the bathroom door.
我想躲起来 哦 医生 你后来去哪了 I tried to hide.Oh, Doctor, where were you?
我无法穿过人群上去找你 I couldn't get to you through the crowd.
那你这里肯定有什么快速又无痛的法子 There must be something you can give me that's quick and painless.
-让我解脱吧 -别说丧气话 -Put me away. -Don't talk like that.
我只求最后别把我葬到一个女人旁边 All I ask is you don't bury me next to a woman.
你是筋疲力尽到失去理智了 You're so exhausted you're irrational.
-你跟我一起走 -你准备做什么 -You're coming with me. -What are you going to do?
确保你能睡个好觉 充分休息 See that you get some sleep and rest,
而且不受任何骚扰 and that you're not disturbed.
-去哪呢 -我公寓 -Where're we going? -To my apartment.
现在 你不觉得在这里既舒适又安全吗 Now, don't you feel nice and safe here?
的确如此 在你床上 一个我最意想不到的地方 Yes, I do. In your bed.The last place I would have thought of.
我几乎都要放弃了 I was almost ready to give up.
千万别自暴自弃 That you must never do.
虽然你遭受了一些挫折 You have suffered a few setbacks,
但自从你第一次去我办公室以后 but since your first visit to my office
已经进步了一大截 you've come a long way.
没错 我躺在这里时就意识到了 Yes, as I lie here I realize that.
但你还有很长一段路要走 But you still have a long way to go.
这我也意识到了 I realize that, too.
现在 我得回办公室去了 The time.I must get back to my office.
目前电话线已经拔掉了 门我也会锁好 Now, the phone's off the hook,and I'll lock the door.
你好好睡一觉 我6点钟回来 You get some sleep and I'll be back at 6：00.
哦 抱歉 有人来了 Oh, excuse me,somebody at the door.
她们找到我了 They've found me.
没人知道你在这里 Nobody knows you're here.
你不在办公室 电话一直在响 You weren't at the office and your phone's been busy.
哦 有个好消息 我妈的飞机出发了 Oh.Good news. Mother's flying up
她要从西棕榈滩赶来见你 from West Palm Beach to meet you.
-我记得她不是害怕坐飞机吗 -以前是 -I thought she was afraid of flying. -She is.
但正如她所说 But, as she says,
唯一的儿子要结婚 做母亲的命算得了什么 what's a mother's life when your only son's about to get married.
她从不考虑自己 你一定会爱上帕姆妈妈 She never thinks of herself.You'll love Mother Plum.
大家都这么叫她 That's what everyone calls her.
劳伦 Lauren?
劳伦 有个男的在你床上 Lauren.There's a man in your bed.
是的 我知道 他在休息 Yes, I know.He's resting.
他病了吗 Is he sick?
不是 只是体力耗尽了 他是我的患者 No, just exhausted.He's a patient.
哦 Oh.
我正在想办法帮他恢复体力 I'm trying to build his strength up.
你能过去看着他把汤喝完吗 Would you go and see that he finishes his soup?
当然 Of course.
-你好吗 -嗨 -How do you do? -Hi.
-我是阿诺德帕姆 布勒医生的未婚夫 -未婚夫 -I'm Arnold Plum,Doctor Boullard's fiancé. -Fiance?
你没在喝汤 You're not eating your soup.
所以这里就是劳伦的卧室 So this is Lauren's bedroom.
-你以前没进来过吗 -进来干什么 -You've never been in here before? -What for?
电视机放在客厅里 The TV set's in the living room.
快喝吧 医生想帮你恢复体力 Come on, now. Doctor wants you strong again.
话说 Tell me,
你就没别的问题想要问我吗 aren't there any questions you'd like to ask?
问什么 About what?
比如我为什么会在你未婚妻的床上 Well, me being in your fiancée's bed.
如果我对每个出现在她床上的男人都疑神疑鬼 Now what type of relationship would we have
那我们的关系得演变成什么样 if I became suspicious of every man I found in her bed?
你没说她有未婚夫 你还找我做什么 You didn't tell me she had a fiancé. What do you need me for?
让她嫁给阿诺德 他们会去度蜜月 然后自然就... Let her marry Arnold.They'll go on their honeymoon, they'll...
先生 如果你能把话讲完 我就不要你帮忙 Monsieur, if you could finish that sentence,I would not need you.
来吧 Come.
回她公寓里去 拜托了 Go back to the apartment.Please.
去干嘛 相信我 她已经无药可救了 What for? Believe me, she's hopeless.
不 不是彻底没戏 No, no, not completely.
别忘了 她有法国人的血统 Remember,she has French blood.
要知道她的三位姑姑在巴黎可是炙手可热 Why, her three aunts,they were the toast of Paris.
好吧 你家这个可能在烤面包机里热太久 蹦不出来了 Well, this one's been left in the toaster too long.She'll never pop up.
怎么会呢 先生 凭借你的魅力 Monsieur, why,with your charm,
你可以让这只小鸟都重新长满羽翼 you could make this bird grow feathers again.
它还是你女儿 我也不确定更愿意选哪一个 This or your daughter? I don't know which I'd rather work on.
查威克先生 Mr. Chadwick?
-查威克先生 -哦 是你 -Mr. Chadwick? -Oh, it's you.
我...我不敢肯定 I, I wasn't sure.
藏在柜子里不出来可治不好你 Hiding in closets isn't going to cure you.
-只有一个办法管用 -什么 -There's only one thing that will. -Yes?
-穿上衣服 -穿衣服 -Get dressed. -Dressed?
-你今晚得出去 -出去 -You're going out tonight. -Out there?
-她们会抓住我的 -荒唐 -They'll get me. -Nonsense.
你不能下半辈子都赖在我家床上 You can't spend the rest of your life in my bed.
-只要再多给我几天 -你这是在退缩 -All I need is a few days. -Well, that's withdrawal.
几天变成几周 几周变成几个月 A few days become a few weeks,and then a few months,
接着你永远也不想离开这里半步了 and you'll never want to leave this room.
这种病我永远也不会犯 That sick I'll never get.
你对女性的焦虑已经到了精神异常的地步 Your anxieties about women are reaching a psychotic stage.
我要向你证明 你完全可以和一名女性安全度过一晚 I'm going to prove to you that you can spend an evening with a woman
并且不会令她企图自杀或威胁逼迫你就范 without her attempting suicide or threatening to force herself upon you.
经过我这样的悲惨遭遇后 你不了解女人都什么样 After what I've been through.You don't know what they're like.
你和我一起出去 You're going out with me.
我们一起共进晚餐 看戏 跳舞 We'll have dinner,go to the theater,go dancing,
停下来喝杯酒 然后回到我这里 stop for a drink,return here.
你跟我握手道别 最后就直接回家 You'll shake my hand and go home.
-没别的了 -没了 -Nothing else? -Nothing else.
医生 别抱不切实际的希望 Doctor, don't hold out any false hope.
难道这一切不正在发生吗 Isn't it happening at the moment?
我们现在不是单独共处一室吗 Aren't we in my bedroom alone?
没错 还真是哎 We are, aren't we?
你有在我眼中看到任何非分之想吗 Do you see any lust or desire in my eyes?
-没有 -你永远也不会看到 -No. -And you never will.
我开始相信你了 I'm beginning to believe that.
我知道你一定会喜欢这里 妈妈 I know you'll like it here,Mother.
他们告诉我这里比商业酒店要体面得多 They tell me it's much more respectable than a commercial hotel.
我来 儿子 让我提 Here, Son,let me carry that.
我不想让你累着自己 I don't want you to strain yourself.
天哪 妈妈 我已经是成年人了 Gee, Mother, I'm a grown man.
我快结婚了 要有妻子了 I'm getting married.I'll have a wife.
那你以后可以帮她提箱子 She can let you carry suitcases.
在那之前 你还是需要妈妈担心的孩子 Until then you still have a mother who worries about you.
哦 可是妈妈 我... Oh, but Mother, I...
妈妈 Mother.
知道么 医生 You know, Doctor,
和你这样的女孩出来 it's really a very pleasant experience
真是一种非常愉快的体验 to be out with somebody like you.
让我意识到自己一直在和错误类型的女人约会 Makes me realize I've been going out with the wrong type of woman.
认识到这一点对你十分有益 Recognizing that fact is very helpful.
介意我对你说几句恭维话吗 Would you mind if I paid you a compliment?
我喜欢你这身裙子 I like that dress you're wearing.
-哦 谢谢 -如果是和多丽丝那样的女孩出去 -Oh, thank you. -Now you take a girl like Doris.
她应该会花好几百去买件更吸睛的原创设计 She would have spent $400 or $500 on an eye-catching original.
而我却更喜欢你这套简约的风格 And yet I much prefer the simplicity of that dress.
是你能随意从衣架上取下来的那种 Something you probably just picked off a rack.
事实上 这是为我特别订制的 Actually,this was made for me.
也对 我突然想到你的衣服可能都需要特别剪裁 Well, come to think of it,you probably do have to have your clothes specially tailored.
何出此言 Why do you say that?
比如我吧 我肩膀就一边高一边低 Well, for example,I have one shoulder lower than the other.
我是说每个人的衣服都需要做些调整 有些人更得如此 I mean, all of us have some adjustments to make.Some more than others
但这种问题还是交给我们的裁缝去解决吧 But then we'll let our tailors worry about those problems.
我们出来是为了享受乐趣的 We're here to enjoy ourselves.
天哪 医生 和你出来我真高兴 Gee, Doctor,I'm glad I'm out with you.
出租车 Taxi!
我能告诉你 我有多享受和你一起跳舞吗 May I tell you how much I enjoy dancing with you?
谢谢 Thank you.
我已经很久没跳过这么简单又美好的两步舞了 It's been such a long time since I've done a nice,simple two-step.
如今大多数女孩根本不记得有过这种舞 Most girls today don't even remember this step.
哦 Oh?
现代女性都不懂得欣赏好舞蹈了 The modern woman doesn't appreciate good dancing.
那现代女性喜欢什么 What does the modern woman like?
哦 每天都会变 Oh, it changes every day.
如果是和苏珊这样的女孩出去 You take a girl like Susan.
她一定会坚持去那种专跳浮夸新潮舞步的地方 She'd have insisted on going to a place where they do all those new flashy steps.
当然了 那种狂野的舞风更适合苏珊那样的人 Of course,that type of wild dancing fits someone like Susan.
如果你在她那个年纪 肯定也精力充沛 At her age you still have the energy.
苏珊是有多年轻 How young is Susan?
哦 她顶多26,7岁吧 Oh, she can't be more than 26, 27.
我看上去要比26，7岁大很多吗 Do I look much older than 26 or 27?
哦 你很幸运 Oh, you're lucky.
像你这么瘦很容易迷惑人 When you're that thin it's deceptive.
让人无法判断年龄 There's no way to tell a person's age.
你是觉得我身材过瘦吗 Do you consider me unusually thin?
据统计 你这样的人比一般女人更长寿 Statistically,you'll live much longer than the average woman.
不管怎样 到了这份上 年龄还有多重要呢 Anyhow,after a certain point,how important is age?
重要的是我们两个人出来玩得很开心 The main thing is we're two people having fun.
天哪 医生 我真高兴和你一起出来 Gee, Doctor,I'm glad I'm out with you.
知道吗 你使今晚变得无比美妙 You know, you've made this such a wonderful evening.
我觉得咱俩应该喝杯香槟庆祝一下 I think we should celebrate it with some champagne.
让我们想想 选什么年份最好 Now, let's see.What's a good year?
59年 '59?
哦 这选择很有意思 Oh,that's very interesting.
如果是安德莉亚 她肯定会选47年的 A girl like Andrea would have ordered a '47.
不过 她本来就是那种坚持要挑最好 But then,she's the type of person who insists on the best
以及最贵年份的女孩 and the most expensive year.
查威克先生 我对香槟并不陌生 Mr. Chadwick,I'm not unfamiliar with champagne.
我父亲是法国人 My father was French,
而你那位朋友安德莉亚恰好也不是什么最终权威 and it so happens your friend Andrea is not the final authority.
-59年才是最佳年份 -我觉得... -'59 is a better year. -Well, I...
女士 先生 晚上好 Good evening,madame, monsieur.
晚上好 Good evening.
为了保险起见 To play it safe,
我认为咱们还是坚持安德莉亚的判断比较好 I think we should stick with Andrea's judgment.
-请给我来瓶47年的勃朗峰香槟 -好的 先生 -A bottle of Mont Blanc '47,please. -Yes, sir.
-还有一瓶59年的 谢谢 -哦 医生 -And a bottle of '59,please. -Now, Doctor.
你是觉得自尊心受损 而拼命想证明自己的观点 Your ego is hurt and you're just trying to prove a point.
59年就是最佳年份 '59 is a better year.
给自己单独点瓶酒 这太鲁莽了 Ordering a bottle for yourself,that's foolhardy.
如果是安德莉亚 她肯定能喝得了 但你嘛 With Andrea, yeah,she can handle it.But you...
你不了解我的能力 You don't know my capacity.
现在你又想证明另一件事 Now you're trying to prove another point,
自己酒量和安德莉亚一样好 that you can drink as much as Andrea.
你明知道自己一个人不可能喝完一整瓶香槟 You know you can't possibly finish a bottle of champagne by yourself.
给我一瓶59年的 谢谢 A bottle of '59, please.
请吧 Please.
我就知道她受不了 I knew she couldn't handle it.
哦 谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
晚安 Good evening.
米琪 麻烦你尽快来我公寓一趟 谢谢 Mickey,come up to the apartment as soon as you can,will you, please?
你看见查威克先生准备带回家的女孩了吗 Would you look at that girl Mr. Chadwick's taking up to his apartment?
-她都不省人事了 -她可真会挑时候昏倒 -She's unconscious. -What a time to pass out.
真恶心 Disgusting.
-好震惊 -我本以为这是家体面的酒店 -Shocking. -I thought this was a respectable hotel.
所以我才不能任由她躺在水沟里 That's why I couldn't leave her lying in the gutter.
避免这里名声扫地 Give the place a bad name.
注：一语双关 接男主上句 字面意思为"一个女人能摔得多低"
-一个女人究竟能沦落到多低级 -非常低 -How low can a woman fall? -Pretty low.
曾经的她沐浴在钻石和貂皮大衣中 Once she was showered with minks and diamonds.
注："Green Stamps"是上世纪盛行于美国的一种可以用来兑换商品的绿色邮票
而现在用一瓶葡萄酒就能占有她 外加几张兑换券 Now you can have her for a bottle of muscatel and some green stamps.
查威克先生 你在做什么 Mr. Chadwick,what are you doing?
我要在这儿睡觉 I'm gonna sleep here.
你先让我帮她脱衣服 然后却要在这里睡觉 First you have me undress her,and now you're gonna sleep out here?
没错 That's right.
你打破了我所有幻想 You're shattering all my illusions.
你这样的男人竟会这么做 身为女孩还能相信什么 When a man like you does this,what's there left for a girl to believe in?
要有信念 米琪 Have faith, Mickey.
所以我才一直在这里工作 That's why I go on working here.
我总是梦想有天晚上这里会发生地震 I keep dreaming one night there'll be an earthquake,
然后伴随着洪水和暴风雪 followed by a flood and blizzard.
没有任何女孩能赶来这里 你只能选择我了 No girl will be able to get through.You'll have to settle for me.
耐心点 我要把你留到最特别的时刻 Be patient.I'm saving you for something special.
要记住 等待终有收获 Remember, everything comes to him who waits.
是啊 比如白发 假牙 和痛风 Yeah, like gray hair,false teeth, the gout.
查威克先生 Mr. Chadwick.
说点什么啊 Say something.
我信任过你 I trusted you.
-你曾是我最后的希望 -发生了什么 -You were my last hope. -What happened?
别说了 穿上衣服回家吧 Please. Just get dressed and go home.
但你必须告诉我 我是你的心理医生 But you must tell me.I'm your analyst.
-我做了什么 -你比其他人更糟 -What did I do? -You're worse than the others.
她们只会一脸得意的离开 而你却要我描述细节 They would just laugh and leave.You want me to talk about it.
查威克先生 拜托你告诉我 Mr. Chadwick, please tell me.
我唯一能记住的事就是最后在喝香槟 The last thing I remember,I was drinking some champagne.
你不记得自己一脸天真地要求来参观我家公寓了吗 You don't remember innocently asking to stop by and see my apartment?
不 No.
也不记得非要我去厨房为你泡咖啡吗 And you don't remember asking me to go out into the kitchen and make some coffee?
不 相信我 No. Believe me.
等我从厨房里出来 When I came out of the kitchen,
我才意识到你想要的不仅仅是咖啡 I realized it was more than coffee you wanted.
发生了什么 What happened?
我看见了你的衣服 但并没有穿在你身上 I saw your clothes but you weren't in them.
我当时在哪 Where was I?
你何必非要羞辱我 大笑着离开不行吗 Why do you insist on humiliating me? Just laugh and leave.
-但我必须知道 我在哪里 -在我床上 吃吃地笑着 -Oh, but I must know.Where was I? -On my bed, giggling.
当我靠近时 你还拿着枕头蒙在脸上说 When I got there,you had the pillow over your face and you said,
"猜猜我是谁" "Guess who?"
我遵从了你的专业意见 I followed your professional advice.
抓住你的脚踝 把你从床上拽下来 Grabbed you by the ankles,yanked you off the bed,
命令你穿上衣服 ordered you to get dressed.
可你挣脱 逃跑了 You broke away, ran.
然后我在那里找到了你 And that's where I found you.
-在窗台上 -你单腿站在上面 -On the ledge? -Perched on one leg.
像一只裸体的巨鸟 Like a large naked bird.
接着从口中吐出一个最可怕的单词 And then you said the one terrible word.
"旺妲" Wanda
-我没有 哦 我不可能 -剩下的就是老生常谈了 -I didn't...Oh, I wouldn't. -The rest is an old story.
查威克先生 拜托 你必须相信我 Mr. Chadwick, please,you must believe me.
我什么都不记得 我太震惊了 I don't remember a thing.I'm so shocked I...
我不知该说什么好 I don't know what to say.
什么也别说 只要... Don't say anything. Just...
只要你赶紧穿上衣服走 Just get dressed and go.
还有一件事 医生 答应我 And, Doctor,promise me one thing.
如果你一定要把这拿去当成谈资 请别添油加醋 If you have to talk about this to your friends, don't boast.
听着 我不是个爱抱怨的人 但你最近真的很奇怪 Now, I'm not one to complain,but you have been acting strangely.
昨天我去你家 在你床上发现一个男人 Yesterday I come to your apartment and find a man in your bed.
场面本来会相当尴尬 It could have been very embarrassing.
幸运的是我能解释清自己的身份 Luckily I was able to explain who I was.
接着你夜不归宿 我一整天都联系不上你 Then you're out all night,I can't reach you all day.
你令我母亲失望 而我一到这就发现你在喝酒 You disappoint my mother.And I get here and find you drinking.
劳伦 这已经是你的第四杯了 Lauren,that's your fourth glass.
阿诺德 在我嫁给你之前 一定要先大醉一场 Arnold, before I marry you I've got to get drunk.
大醉 Drunk?
这是一个对我们未来关系最有利的实验 It's an experiment in the best interests of our future relationship.
看我在酒精的作用下究竟会变成什么样 How do I behave under the influence of alcohol?
我必须要搞清楚 I've got to find out.
劳伦 Lauren.
阿诺德 当我喝醉以后 When I'm drunk, Arnold,
会不会变成一只疯狂饥渴的野兽 对你进行身体上的挑逗 will I become a lust-crazed animal who will make physical advances towards you?
劳伦 Lauren.
你吓到我了 I'm frightened.
查威克先生 我是艾蒂安 米切尔的朋友 Mr. Chadwick? This is Etienne,Michel's friend.
他女儿正在我餐厅 His daughter is in my restaurant.
她刚刚又喝完一整瓶香槟 She just finished a bottle of champagne again.
不 不 她没有耍酒疯 只是坐在那里 No, no, she's not making a scene.She's just sitting there.
是躺在地上一声不吭 Lying there quietly on the floor.
你先在这儿等着 我去叫辆出租车 Now you wait here.I'll run out and get a cab.
劳伦 Lauren?
米琪 Mickey.
真不知道他看上她哪点了 I don't know what he sees in her.
要上去吗 Going up?
要吐了 Revolting.
是啊 劣质酒精引发的可悲案例 Yeah,old rotgut's a sad case.
人们真不该废除公开鞭刑 They should never have abolished public whippings.
-你要带她去哪 -我公寓 -Where are you taking her? -My apartment.
-换成我决不会 -那你有机会应该试试 非常有趣 -Well, I never -Oh, you ought to try it sometime. It's fun.
查威克先生 Mr. Chadwick.
查威克先生 我本来是和未婚夫一起喝酒的 Mr. Chadwick,I was having a drink with my fiance.
怎么会跑到你家 How did I get here?
哦 不 先生 这时候就别考虑打退堂鼓了 Oh, no, Monsieur,at this point it's no time to think of turning back.
我没有说打退堂鼓 I didn't say I would.
我叫你来 只想确定你还有没有其他顾虑 I only called you here to see if you had any doubts.
艾蒂安 你面前正坐着一位伟大的绅士 Etienne, you are looking at a great human being.
你认识几个男人能在这种情况下还事先征得父亲的同意 Under these conditions,how many men do you know would first ask a father's permission?
只有一个 我表弟安德烈 Just one.My cousin, André.
而且他每次都会被对方揍得很惨 And he was severely beaten each time.
揍一个将要给我女儿注入生命活力的男人 Strike the man who is going to breathe life into my daughter?
怎么可能 我只会拥抱他 Why, I embrace him.
米切尔 Michel.
他在哭 He's crying.
喜悦的泪水 Tears of joy.
我自己也快哭了 I'm close to tears myself.
劳伦 我认为我有权得到一个解释 Lauren, I think I'm entitled to an explanation.
你的行为十分令人震惊 Your behavior has been appalling.
你喝醉 失踪 还拒绝透露自己的行踪 You get drunk,disappear,and refuse to tell me where you've been.
我不能说 I can't talk about it.
-另外永远别再提昨晚的事了 -好吧 可是我... -And don't ever mention last night again. -Yes, but I...
永远 永远 永远 Ever, ever, ever.
劳伦 你简直快歇斯底里了 Lauren, you're on the verge of hysteria.
只有一个办法能让你清醒 就是朝脸上狠狠扇一巴掌 Only one thing will snap you out of it.A slap right across the face.
来吧 扇我吧 会让你感觉好很多 Go ahead, slap me.You'll feel better.
-我可不想打你 -那要做丈夫的干什么 -I don't want to hit you. -What's a husband for?
哦 要是现在不用去见你母亲就好了 Oh, if only I didn't have to meet your mother right now.
就是这个 一切都能说得通了 That's it.That explains everything.
你对和她见面过于紧张 担心她会不喜欢你 You're nervous about meeting her. About her liking you.
哦 阿诺德 你确信这是一段好姻缘吗 Oh, Arnold, are you sure you're making a good marriage?
我是最合适的女人吗 我和你足够般配吗 Am I the right woman? Am I good enough for you?
我只能给你和我母亲同样的答案 I can only give you the same answer I gave Mother.
你是 Yes.
-劳伦 怎么了 -这地方 -Lauren, what's wrong? -This place,
-我必须马上离开这里 -傻话 -I must get out of here. -Silly.
-妈妈肯定会喜欢你的 -阿诺德 拜托带我回家 -Mother's going to love you. -Arnold, please take me home.
别害怕 你不会失去我的 Don't be afraid,you're not going to lose me.
我突然很不舒服 I don't feel very well.
就算妈妈不同意 我也是个成熟男人了 Even if Mother disapproved,I'm a grown man.
-咱们以后还可以偷偷见面 -阿诺德 不要 求你了 -We'll see each other secretly. -Arnold,oh,please, please.
但她怎么可能不同意呢 But how can she disapprove?
有几个新娘出嫁时 能和你一样拥有如此光彩的记录 How many brides come to their husbands with a record like yours?
你不能哭 You mustn't cry.
我忍不住 I can't help it.
你先在这里坐一会 我上去叫她 Now. Now you wait here.I'll go up and get her.
阿诺德 Arnold.
尽量控制下自己的情绪 妈妈讨厌别人哭 Try and control yourself.Mother doesn't like tears.
她说这是软弱的表现 所以她才会离开我爸 She says it's a sign of weakness.That's why she left Dad.
多么品格高贵的小伙 A man of rare qualities.
慈悲善良 善解人意 为人正直 Compassion, understanding,integrity.
有几个父亲能邂逅这样的宝藏 Hew many fathers stumble across a gem like that?
瞧 Look.
万千诗句 The words of a thousand poets
也不如一个女人的眼泪更能触动人心 cannot touch the heart as deeply as the tears of one woman.
希望我没打扰到你 I do not wish to intrude.
哦 谢谢你的好意 Oh, that's very kind of you.
-我会没事的 -我能为你做点什么吗 -I'll be all right. -Is there anything I can do?
我不是经常这样 I don't do this often.
我这辈子都不记得自己这样大哭过 I can't remember ever having cried before in my life.
当你三岁时养的小狗公爵夫人 When you were three and your dog, Duchess,
走失了整整两天时 你哭过 was lost for two days,you cried.
当你要求隔壁小男孩娶你 When you asked the little boy next door to marry you,
而他却说更喜欢自己的小白鼠时 你哭过 and he said he liked his white mice better,you cried.
当你母亲执意要带你来美国 And didn't you cry at the airport,
你在机场里不也哭了吗 when your mother took you to America?
公爵夫人追到了自己的最后一只兔子 Duchess has chased her last rabbit.
小女孩也出落成了窈窕淑女 The little girl has become a lovely woman.
而男人现在已步履蹒跚 And the man trembles.
他还会是那个身披闪亮铠甲的骑士吗 Is he still the knight in shining armor he once was?
哦 爸爸 Oh, Papa!
哦 爸爸 Oh, Papa.
爸爸 爸爸 Papa, Papa.
你不知道能再见到你我有多高兴 Si tu savais comme fe suis heureux de te retrouver.
哦 我也是 爸爸 Oh, moi aussi papa.
麻木的猪头 Insensitive swine.
你会在天使合唱团唱圣母颂时抽烟吗 Would you smoke while the Angelus Choir sang the Ave Maria?
我控制不了眼泪 I can't stop crying.
没体会过女儿眼泪的肩膀该有多浪费呀 How wasted is the shoulder that hasn't known a daughter's tears.
-哦 我会毁了你的西装 -不 你是在给它保养呢 -Oh, I'm ruining your suit -No, you're anointing it.
我的乖女儿 我真自豪 My daughter.How proud I am.
哦 不 爸爸 别这么说 Oh. Oh, no, Papa,don't say that.
我简直羞愧难当 I'm so ashamed.
我家小公主能做出什么好羞愧的事来 What could my little snow princess have done to be ashamed of?
我不能告诉你 I can't tell you.
你小时候遇到问题不都会找爸爸解决吗 When you were little,didn't you always come to me with your problems?
还记得你以前把自行车弄丢那回吗 Remember when you lost your bicycle?
这回我丢的可不是自行车那么简单 This time I lost more than my bicycle.
发生什么了 What happened?
我不能说 I can't.
和男人有关 It's a man.
是一段非常糟糕的经历吗 It was a bad experience?
他让你非常受伤 He made you very unhappy?
好吧 我是个传统父亲 Well,I'm an old-fashioned father.
给我女儿痛苦的渣男必须要好好教训 This evil man who has brought pain to my daughter has to be punished.
-哦 该受责备的人是我 -不 别维护他 -Oh, I'm the one to blame. -No, no.Don't defend him.
这种诱骗缺少父亲关怀女孩的禽兽必须从世上铲除 A monster who would take advantage of a fatherless girl must be destroyed.
某些男人的思想就是这么肮脏扭曲 The sick, twisted minds of some men.
我刚从一个在巴黎结识的男人家里出来 I just left the apartment of a man I met in Paris.
他一直在夸耀自己残忍欺骗某个单纯女孩的事迹 He was boasting of the cruel deception he's perpetrated on some innocent girl.
米切尔 不 Michel, no!
把她灌醉 然后再用一个耸人听闻的故事 Getting her drunk and inventing a lurid story
编造前一晚发生的事 of what had happened during the night.
故意误导女孩 让她以为是自己送上门的 Deliberately leading her into thinking that she had submitted to him.
你说的这人 叫什么名字 What is his...What's his name?
他就站在那儿吹嘘她是如何自己跑到他面前 And how he stood there bragging that she would come running to him,
求他宠幸自己 begging for his favors.
他是不是...叫保罗查威克 Is it...Is it Paul Chadwick?
怎么 你认识他 What? Do you know him?
他就是那个男人 He is the man?
原来我什么问题也没有 Then nothing happened to me.
他必须付出代价 He'll pay for this.
我要用这双老手掐死这头无恶不作的禽兽 With these aging hands,I will strangle this predatory beast.
不 爸爸 我们必须留它活口 然后让他受尽折磨 No, Papa, we must keep the beast alive and make him suffer.
对他这种人 死亡不是惩罚 而是一种赐福 To him death must not be a punishment.It must come as a blessing.
-等我一会 爸爸 我马上就回来 -好的 亲爱的 -Wait for me, Papa,I'll be right back. -Of course, my darling.
米切尔 你这是在干什么 Michel.What have you done?
他必须为给我女儿造成的痛苦付出代价 我现在只想报复 For the anguish he caused my daughter, he must pay.I live only for revenge.
-报复保罗查威克? -不要提他的名字污染空气 -On Paul Chadwick? -Don't foul the air with his name.
是你主动找他 求他帮忙的 You came to him. You asked him for a favor.
如果他还有一丝体面 就该把我撵出去 If he had a shred of decency he would have thrown me out.
你刚才还说他品格高贵 A man of rare qualities.
-慈悲善良 -是自私自利 -Compassion. -Selfishness.
-善解人意 -是阴险狡诈 -Understanding. -Cunning.
-为人正直 -是谎话连篇 -Integrity. -Deceit.
-你还吻了他 -那是被暴君的魅力蒙了眼 -You kissed him. -Blinded by the tyrant's charm.
希特勒还有人欢呼呢 They cheered Hitler.
当我的小女孩趴在我肩膀上哭泣时 When that little girl cried on my shoulder,
哦 我对那男人只充满了恨意 oh, I was filled with a consuming hatred for that man.
小女孩 她都快30了 Little girl? She's almost 30.
-是还在长大的孩子 -米切尔 她是个老处女 -A growing child. -Michel, an old maid.
艾蒂安 Etienne,
我们已经是老朋友了 别逼我揍你 we've been friends a long time.Don't make me strike you.
你要揍我吗 You would hit me?
如果你再这样说我家宝贝的话 If you continue to talk that way about my baby.
跟一个刚为人父的男人争论果然没用 It is hopeless to argue with a man who has just become a father.
这里简直太可怕了 It's been simply dreadful.
醉醺醺的女人被男人抬上电梯 Drunken women being carried up in elevators.
用自己的身体去交换几张兑换券 Trading their bodies for green stamps.
等你见到劳伦就会对女人重拾信心了 Meeting Lauren will renew your faith in women.
她有涵养 家教好 会给你生个最棒的孙子 She has character,good breeding. She'll give you fine grandchildren.
我不是非做奶奶不可 儿子 I don't need to be a grandmother, Son.
一想到你以后的辛苦 我就不想了 Not when I think of what you'd have to go through.
她来了 劳伦 这是我母亲 妈妈 这是劳伦 Here she is. Lauren,this is mother. Mother, this is Lauren.
不 No!
哦 不 Oh, no.
-妈妈 怎么啦 -不 -Mother, what's wrong? -No!
妈妈 Mother!
妈妈 Mother?
哦 不 Oh, no.
-不 -妈妈 -No. -Mother.
我妈妈 Mother.
桌子布置得很好看 米琪 The table looks beautiful,Mickey.
这就像我的人生 That's the story of my life.
舞台由我搭建 演出没我参与 I set the stage and the show goes on without me.
今晚谁送醉鬼过来 搬家公司吗 Who's delivering the lush tonight? Apex Van and Storage?
-今晚她会保持清醒 -那你何必弄这么大阵仗 -Tonight she'll be sober. -Well, why are you going to all this trouble?
我只是在帮他父亲的忙 I'm doing her father a favor.
如果我也拿张父亲的请求信 你会考虑吗 Would it help if I brought a note from my father?
她几点钟到 What time is she coming?
不知道 但她会来 她必须来 I don't know.But she'll be here.She has to.
但她想怎么才能不丢面子 知道么 她自尊心很强 But how to do it without losing face? She has great pride, you know.
此时此刻 她正进行自我斗争 At this very moment she's fighting herself.
但这场仗她一定会输 But it's a losing battle.
她斗争得比我想象中还久 She has more fight in her than I thought.
她会来的 She'll be here.
这话你已经说了三天了 You've been saying that for three days now.
-也许我该给她家打个电话 -她不会在家的 -Maybe I better call her apartment. -She won't be there.
任何一个能做到远离你三天的女孩 Any girl who can stay away from you for three days,
只能在一个地方找到 停尸间 there's only one place to look for her.The morgue.
-别难过 她已经死了 -也可能是病了 -Don't feel bad,she's dead. -She might be ill.
能病成什么样呢 就算她两条腿都断了 Well, how sick can you be? Say she's got a couple of broken legs.
也能撑着胳膊肘爬过来 You drag yourself over on your elbows.
以每小时穿过一条街的速度 You could make a block an hour.
她昨天就应该赶到这儿了 She should have been here yesterday.
-你好呀 -医生 我是保罗 -Hello? -Doctor, this is Paul.
-谁 -保罗查威克 -Who? -Paul Chadwick.
-哦 没错 当然 -你还好吗 -Oh. Oh, yes. Of course. -Are you all right?
你周五离开时情绪看上去很低落 You were very upset when you left here Friday.
-周五 那今天是周几 -周一啊 -Friday? What day is this? -Monday.
这么快嘛 那周六周日我都干啥了 Already? What happened to Saturday and Sunday?
周六周日你都干啥了 What happened to Saturday and Sunday?
医生 待着别动 我马上去找你 Doctor, don't do anything,I'll be right over.
米琪 我做得太过火 那可怜的女孩疯了 Mickey, I've gone too far.That poor girl's mind has snapped.
这不算理由 她去租件拘束衣穿着就能过来了 That's no excuse.You rent a straitjacket and you come over.
请进 Come in.
医生 Doctor?
这是首西班牙情歌 It's a Spanish love song.
男人们会一边哼着它 一边抱着他们的女人上山 The men sing it as they carry their women into the hills.
接着你知道山上会发生什么吗 And you know what happens in those hills.
你感觉还好吗 Are you feeling all right?
快乐的要上天了 Divinely happy.
我领教了山上的风景 I've been in those hills.
-你要负首要责任 -我 -And you're responsible. -Me?
可你说自己什么都不记得了 But you said you didn't remember anything about it.
哦 和你度过的那几晚当然不记得 Oh, those nights with you,of course not.
那你上的是什么山 What hills are you talking about?
周末到底发生了什么事 What happened over the weekend?
你离开我家后去了哪 Where did you go when you left my apartment?
随便乱走 I walked.
那天晚上我迫切地想见你一面 That night I wanted to see you desperately.
-我必须拼命克制给你打电话的冲动 -可你应该打 -I had to fight to keep from calling you. -Well, you should have called.
哦 可女人给你带来的困扰 我知道令你有多痛苦 Oh, but your problem with women.I know how you suffer.
那又如何 再多痛苦一点就是了 So I'd have suffered a little more.
而且 和你在一起时就像突然出现奇迹 Besides, with you it was like a miracle.
我觉得自己挺享受的 I think I enjoyed myself.
我走了好几个小时 I walked for hours.
一直到午夜时分 我来到了码头 It was midnight,I was at the docks.
突然间 他出现了 And suddenly there he was.
-谁出现了 -拉蒙 -Who was? -Ramon.
-拉蒙 -拉蒙阿瓦力兹船长 -Ramon? -Captain Ramon Alvarez,
或者像全世界所有港口的女人那样叫他"El Magnifico" or as he's known to women in every seaport of the world,"El Magnifico."
El Magnifico El Magnifico?
-意思是"雄伟之王" -他到底哪儿雄伟了 -The magnificent one. -What's so magnificent about him?
能不能别鼓捣这玩意儿了 And will you stop clicking those things?
什么"雄伟之王" 不过是个西班牙骗子 El Magnifico.A phony Spaniard
靠几杯廉价酒和一张密纹唱片 with some cheap wine and a long-playing record.
你是被一个水手占便宜了 You were picked up by a sailor.
我是被神明选中了 他准许我侍奉他 I was chosen by a god.He permitted me to serve him.
从周五到周一 那侍奉得可够久啊 From Friday to Monday? That's a lot of service.
对凡夫俗子来说是 For a mortal man, yes.
对"雄伟之王"来说 大气都不用喘一口 El Magnifico never even drew a deep breath.
他临走前还说我令他很满意 When he left he said I'd pleased him.
我跪倒在地上 亲吻了他的脚 I dropped to the ground and kissed his feet.
隔着鞋子吗 With his shoes on?
这是心怀感激的学生向老师致敬 The grateful pupil paying homage to the teacher.
周五那天 被"雄伟之王"带进房间的还是个困惑的女孩 On Friday El Magnifico took a confused girl into that room.
到了周一 他释放了一个真正的女人 On Monday he released a woman.
"雄伟之王万岁" Viva El Magnifico
保罗 转过身来 Paul, turn around.
到我这里 Come here.
真是奇特 How strange.
-什么 -你们的相似之处 -What is? -The resemblance.
他帽子没带走 给你 戴上试试 He left his cap. Here, try it on.
妙极了 Amazing.
如果你能再高三英寸 眼睛不那么湿润 If you were three inches taller and your eyes weren't as watery,
身上能再少点赘肉 and you didn't have that roll of fat,
就能扮成小一号的"雄伟之王"了 you could pass for a smaller version of El Magnifico.
我行吗 I could?
你说很享受跟我共度的那几晚是认真的吗 Did you mean it when you said you enjoyed those nights with me?
是的 当然 怎么了 Well, yeah, sure. Why?
"雄伟之王"要暂时离开六个月 El Magnifico will be gone for six months.
所以呢 Yeah?
当然了 登上过珠穆朗玛峰的人不会满足于浅滩 Of course, after Mount Everest, you don't settle for a sand pile.
然而攀登的快感已经融入血液 谁知道呢 Yet the thrill of climbing is in your blood.And who knows?
没准尝试一下浅滩也能发现乐趣 You might find an interesting sand pile.
-保罗 -干嘛 -Paul. -What?
咱们一起做"登山运动"吧 Let's go mountain-climbing.
你不是刚从珠穆朗玛峰回来吗 I thought you'd just got back from the top of Everest?
哦 我没指望能再一次达到巅峰 Oh, I don't expect to get to the top again.
只要你尽力带我登得越高越好 我会谅解的 Just take me as high as you can I'll understand.
-现在吗 -现在 -Now? -Now.
-要是我不用马上去开会就好了 -会议总会有的 -If I only didn't have that meeting -There'll be other meetings.
-但这次不一样 这是个重要会晤 -取消呗 -Not like this one.It's very important. -Break it.
太晚了 总统的专机已经离开华盛顿了 It's too late.The President's plane has already left Washington.
国家可真会挑时候需要我 What a time for my country to need me.
-哦 可我也需要你 -别再让我更难受了 -Oh, but I need you,too. -Don't tear me apart.
要不是世界和平受到威胁 谁能把我从这拖走呢 Could anything drag me away but the threat to world peace?
我永远也不会原谅苏联人 永远 I'll never forgive the Russians for this.Never.
-他说必须去见总统吗 -这算哪门子借口 -He had to meet the President? -How is that for an excuse?
他还说永远不会原谅苏联人 哦 那太有趣了 And he'll never forgive the Russians.Oh, it was beautiful.
他就像个笨手笨脚的小学生一样逃跑了 He left like a fumbling schoolboy.
这男人已经被整残了 爸爸 He's a broken man,Papa.
现在全世界的女人都安全了 Women everywhere are now safe.
我感觉自己就像个阻止了一场流行病爆发的医生 I feel like a doctor who's stopped an epidemic.
-那他这种症状将会持续多久 -没几天 -And how long will he be in this condition? -A little while.
接下去还会更严重 他的自尊心已经被摧毁了 And then it'll get worse.His ego is crushed.
这种羞辱会在他内心一直发酵 This humiliation will fester in his mind.
他会害怕再次失败 再也不敢尝试其他女人 He'll be so afraid of failing again, he'll never test himself with another woman.
我见过这种症状的病人 他们样子很惨 I've seen patients in this condition. They're a pitiful sight.
你简直判查威克先生下了活地狱 You've sentenced Mr. Chadwick to a living death.
没错 我希望他在里面活久一点 Yes, and I wish him a long life.
我在害怕什么 什么"雄伟之王" What am I afraid of? El Magnifico.
不过是个帽子过大的垃圾船长 Just a crummy sea captain with an oversized cap.
我之前的确有个会议 虽然没那么重要 I did have a meeting,even if it wasn't that important.
-喂 -布勒医生 我是保罗查威克 -Hello? Dr. Boullard, Paul Chadwick.
你...什么 You... What?
总统很好 你在家等着 我马上过去 The President is fine.You just wait there.I'll be right over.
"雄伟之王" El Magnifico.
这些老外也太被高估了 Those foreigners are overrated.
我要让她见识下来自美国的老牌技术 I'll show her some good old American know-how.
-你在和我说话吗 -不是 -You talking to me? -No.
我只是在想办法解决问题 I'm just trying to work out a problem.
只有一个办法能解决 抽她一顿 There's only one way to work it out.Belt her.
你怎么知道问题症结是个女人 How did you know it was a woman?
咱老爷们的问题还能有啥 What other problems do we have?
看看外面那些不得不回家面对老婆的男人吧 Look at those men out there,going home to their wives.
在军队里 我看他们冲向敌人枪口的热情都比这要大得多 In the army I saw guys charge enemy machine guns with more enthusiasm.
是啊 但这女人不是我老婆 我只是想证明自己的能力 Yeah, but I'm not married to this one. I just have to prove something.
到那间酒吧门口停车 我得先喝一杯 Pull up to that bar.I'll have a drink first.
哦 Oh?
她在等 就让她等 She's waiting. Let her wait.
好样的 让她急一急对她有好处 Attaboy. Do her good to sweat it out.
来吧 跟我一起干一杯 Come on. Have a drink with me.
我将把这视为一种荣幸 I'd consider it an honor.
我们要为所有可怜虫干杯 We'll drink to all those poor slobs
为那些回家迟到五分钟都会担惊受怕 who're afraid to come home five minutes late
最后却提前五年进棺材的男人们 and go to their graves five years early.
每个男人都有一个叫"雄伟之王"的心魔 Every man has his El Magnifico.
没错 我那个叫做伦纳德 Right.Mine was named Leonard.
格拉迪丝嫁给我前曾和他约过会 Before Gladys and I were married she used to date him.
他是法洛科威海滩的救生员 He was a lifeguard at Far Rockaway.
我是说 一个验光师能比得上一个海滩救生员的回忆吗 I mean,how does an optometrist compete with the memory of a lifeguard at Far Rockaway?
好吧 至少你努力了 Well, you tried.
这简直像一部烂片 她会嘲笑你所有不对的地方 It's been like a bad movie.She laughs in all the wrong places.
-好吧 但没人可以笑话这位伙计 -没错 -Well, nobody's gonna laugh at this boy. -That's right.
-酒保 -在 先生 -Bartender. -Yes, sir?
-再来三杯 -他将替我们所有人出一口恶气 -Three this time. -He's gonna get even for all of us.
而且为了让她长好记性 在临走前 And on the way out,just to keep her in line,
他可能还会再踢她几脚 he might kick her a couple of times.
话说 等你踢她时 请把她当成格拉迪丝 Hey, listen,when you kick her,make believe it's Gladys.
今天是我们结婚四周年纪念 Today's our fourth anniversary
我之前就打算送她一件特殊礼物 and I was trying to think of something special to give her.
知道么 她可能会好奇你跑到哪去了 You know,she's probably wondering where you are.
让她好奇好了 Let her wonder.
去下一间酒吧 我们再来一轮 Stop at that next bar.We'll have one more drink.
哈里 Harry,
打电话去美利山24789 call Murryhill 24789
告诉她我已经在路上了 and tell her I'm on my way.
他上路了 他要去推翻暴君统治 He's on his way.Down with all tyrants.
有一天 你将能把这光辉事迹讲给自己孙子听 Someday, you're gonna be able to tell your grandchildren
革命就是从你这间位于第六大道上的酒吧开始的 that the revolution started in your bar on Sixth Avenue.
是美利山24789号吗 Murryhill 24789?
我是哈里 This is Harry.
查威克先生的参谋长 解放军已经整装出发了 Mr. Chadwick's Chief of Staff.The army of liberation is on its way.
-敬我们的领袖 -没错 -To our leader. -Right.
-敬胜利 -没错 -To victory. -Right.
敬每一个被"雄伟之王"刺穿心脏而丧生的男同胞们 For every man who perished as the word El Magnifico pierced his heart.
-今晚将是他的忌日 -没错 -Tonight will be his memorial. -Right.
这里是美利山24789号吗 Murryhill 24789?
-没错 -不要尖叫 这是场革命 -Yes. -Don't scream.This is a revolution.
我们只是来收回自然法则赋予我们的权利 We have come to reclaim what is ours by natural law.
我们领袖要完成的壮举是以所有男人的名义进行的 What our leader is about to do is being done in the name of all men.
长官 敌营到 Sir, the enemy.
好了 伙计们 松开他 All right, boys,turn him loose.
能帮我叫公寓管理员上来吗 Could you send the janitor up?
家里想囤件大东西过夜 I want something stored overnight.
早安 你要喝点咖啡吗 Morning.Would you like some coffee?
昨晚发生了什么 What happened last night?
-冰箱里还有鸡蛋 -不 -There are some eggs in the refrigerator. -No.
告诉我 发生了什么 Tell me. What happened?
-你不记得了吗 -是的 -You don't remember? -No.
那何必再讨论呢 Then why discuss it?
这种事可能发生在任何男人身上 It could have happened to any man.
-发生什么 -保罗 拜托 别这样对你自己 -What could have happened? -Paul, please,don't do this to yourself.
我想要知道 I want to know.
你闯进我家大声宣布会令我彻底忘掉"雄伟之王" You broke in and announced that you were going to make me forget El Magnifico.
是吗 Yeah?
我应该意识到那不是你本人 只是酒精的作用 I should have realized it wasn't you,it was the liquor talking.
别帮我找借口 然后呢 Don't make excuses for me. What happened?
-你把我带进了卧室 -接下来呢 -You took me to the bedroom. -And then?
你为什么非得坚持折磨你自己呢 Why do you insist on torturing yourself?
我到底有没有和你上床 Did I or did I not make love to you?
这一点我无法迅速下结论 Well, I wouldn't like to make a snap decision.
得需要好好考虑一下 I'd have to think about it.
-这你都判断不出来吗 -非得说有或者没有吗 -Couldn't you tell? -Do you have to have ayes or no?
-这种事挺重要的 -好吧 我只是拿不准 -Well,it's kind of important -Well, I'm just not sure.
我...中途眯了一会 I dozed off.
你... You...
你睡着了 You went to sleep?
哦 我看电视时经常这样 Oh, I often do,when I'm watching television.
你竟然还看电视 You were watching television?
听着 保罗 千万别把这看成个人的失败 Now, Paul,you mustn't take this as a personal defeat.
昨晚并不是最理想的状态 你喝了酒 Conditions last night were not ideal.You were drinking.
压力又很大 You were pressing.
不过你现在没有醉哦 But you're not drunk now.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
你觉得我今天早上不去上班了如何 Would you like it if I didn't go to the office this morning?
-怎么啦 -我不知道 -What's wrong? -I don't know.
只是突然间 All of a sudden,
觉得身上一股恶寒 I've got this terrible chill.
让我摸摸你的手 嗯 又湿又冷 Let me see your hands.Hmm. Cold and clammy.
我觉得很不舒服 I don't feel very well.
你在发抖 You're trembling.
-我以前从没这样过 -你觉得恶心吗 -Never felt like this before -Do you feel nauseous?
-有点儿 -是不是吃了什么东西 肚子不舒服 A little.Is your tummy upset? Something you ate?
你想去上厕所吗 Do you want to go to the bathroom?
你父母住在城里吗 要不要我给你妈妈打电话 Do your parents live in town? Shall I call your mother?
要我叫电梯工上来帮你换衣服吗 Shall I get the elevator boy to help you dress?
当电梯工把他带出来时 我就知道革命失败了 When the elevator guy brought him out, I knew the revolution was crushed.
他是想为所有男人争口气 我们该如何报答他 He tried to do something for all men.How do we repay him?
建座雕像吗 他还活着 Build a statue? He's still alive.
如果那也能叫活着的话 If you call that living.
他现在会怎样 他又没资格进退伍军人医院 What happens to him now? He's not eligible for a veteran's hospital.
-那种战争不被官方承认 -接受某种复健治疗吧 -It wasn't an official war -Some kind of rehabilitation.
教他怎么摘莴苣 做人造花什么的 Teach him to pick lettuce,make artificial flowers.
打扰了 我找查威克先生 Excuse me,I'm looking for Mr. Chadwick.
他秘书说他可能在这里 His secretary told me he might be here.
他在那里 He's over there.
喂 是艾琳吗 我是保罗 Hello, Eileen? This is Paul.
查威克 Chadwick.
我打来得不是时候 对不对 I caught you at a bad time,didn't I?
好吧 你可能很忙 但我今晚想约你出来 Well, you're probably busy,but I was thinking we might go out tonight.
如果不行的话 我随时都有空 And if not,why,anytime would be all right.
哦 你今晚很忙 Oh, you are busy tonight.
哦 你现在要去洗丝袜了 Oh, you're going to wash your stockings.
好吧 Well.
我过一两个礼拜再给你打电话可以吗 Would it be all right if I called in a week or two?
真是惨不忍睹 这里的牛肉看着都比他有精神 It was pitiful to see.That side of beef has more spirit left.
艾蒂安 我女儿做得太过分了 Etienne, my daughter went too far.
但你不是说该毁了他么 But you said he had to be destroyed.
可我指的是一般的复仇 在我们法国会怎样 But I was thinking of a normal revenge.In France, what happens?
女的给男的来一枪就完了 这才是文明做法 The woman shoots the man.That's civilized.
米切尔 这太疯狂了 Michel, this is madness.
你看到女儿哭 所以失去理智 告诉她真相 Your daughter cries so you break down and tell her the truth.
这在一个愤怒的女人手里 当然会变成一件致命武器 In the hands of an outraged woman,that's a dangerous weapon.
所以我必须弥补伤害 That's why I must repair the damage.
-通过告诉他真相吗 -必须如此 -By telling him the truth? -I must.
再把武器送回男的手里吗 And put a weapon in his hands?
一男一女 全副武装 互相猜忌 彼此嫌恶 Two people,armed, suspicious,disliking each other.
-这让你想到什么 -婚姻 美式风格的 -What have you got? -Marriage,American-style.
-婚姻 -男未娶 女未嫁 有何不可 -Marriage? -A boy, a girl.Why not?
可他对她根本没兴趣 只是为了帮你的忙 But he has no interest in her.He was only doing you a favor.
难道他没说过想要退出 放她一马吗 But did he not offer to back out,to spare her?
哦 这样的男人会无缘无故产生道德上的痛苦吗 Oh, would a man like this develop pangs of morality?
他那是恋爱了 He fell in love.
你愿意让一个你看不起的男人娶你女儿吗 And you would want a man you despise to marry your daughter?
为何不行 Why not?
他自私自利 阴险狡诈 谎话连篇 He's selfish,cunning, deceitful.
要是朋友 那绝对靠不住 In a friend,treacherous qualities.
要是女婿 其实不算太糟 In a son-in-law,could be worse.
不管谁会受到伤害 我觉得我都有责任来这里告诉你真相 I felt it was my duty to come here and tell you the truth,no matter who it hurt.
原来她是这样发现在我家什么事也没发生的 So that's how she found out nothing happened in my apartment.
-艾蒂安告诉她了 -我和你一样震惊 -Etienne told her -I was as shocked as you are.
艾蒂安可是我的儿时伙伴啊 Etienne,my boyhood friend.
什么"雄伟之王" El Magnifico.
就算拼尽余生 我也要报复她 I'll get even with her if it takes the rest of my life.
会有办法的 我的孩子 There is a way to do that,my son.
你刚才叫我什么 "你的孩子" What's that word you just used? "My son?"
我知道你不是牧师 你脑子里在想什么 Now, I know you're not a priest.What did you have in mind?
这是种爱称 有时候老丈人会叫... It's an affectionate term sometimes used by a father-in-law...
你这可悲的骗子 You miserable conniver.
当你眼含热泪地跑来找我 求我帮忙时 When you came to me with tears in your eyes,pleading for a favor,
心里竟作着这般恶毒卑鄙的打算 you had something vile and vicious as that in mind.
我发誓 我的本意绝对正大光明 I swear to you,my intentions were honorable.
但是当你提到复仇 我就提出一个解决方案而已 But when you speak of revenge,I offer a solution.
-结婚吗 -你的受害者会被你拴一辈子 -Marriage? -Your victim is chained to you for life.
日复一日任你发落 一步也动弹不得 At your mercy day after day.Never more than a step away.
你很危险 还把话说得这么好听 You're dangerous.You make it sound appealing.
为了她的所作所为 让她受苦吧 我的孩子 For what she did,make her suffer, my son.
-娶了她 -我在被洗脑 -Marry her -I'm being brainwashed.
你又叫我"孩子" 而我竟没有反胃 You said "my son" again,and my stomach didn't turn.
邪恶的阴谋正在进行 而我不知如何抵抗 There's something evil going on, and I don't know how to fight it.
-让我和她结一辈子婚吗 -我这个岳父很糟吗 -Married to her for life? -Would I make such a bad father-in-law?
你是个奸诈狡猾的老骗子 You're a slippery,cagey,old fraud,
但很讨人喜欢 but likeable.
我愿意接受你作我岳父 但如何才能把她排除在外 I can take you as a father-in-law, but how do we keep her out of it?
她每天都在上班 参加各种会议 She works every day,goes to meetings.
-你多久才能见她一次 -总有周末吧 -How often will you have to see her? -There's always Sunday.
她那时会在公园里追着孩子们乱跑 She'll be running after the children in the park.
她还要成为我孩子的妈妈? She's going to be the mother of my children?
-让她一直怀孕 -可我不喜欢她呀 -Keep her pregnant all the time. -But I don't like her.
那是复仇的一部分 等她大着肚子走到你面前时 That's part of the revenge.When she's waddling around,out to here,
还能给你惹多大麻烦呢 how much trouble can she give you?
光是坐下都费劲 相信我 去找她吧 It'll be an effort just to sit down.Trust me. Go to her.
哦 不行 那我就变成第二个阿诺德了 Oh, no.Then I'd be another Arnold.
如果她是个女人 就让她证明自己 If she's a woman,let her prove it.
她必须为我崩溃 回头找我 She has to break down and come after me.
也许可以让她误会你和别的女人在一起了 Perhaps if she thought you went off with another woman.
她绝对不会相信 She'd never believe it.
此时此刻 她坚信我已经不敢再碰女人 At this point she's convinced I'm afraid to touch them.
用女人做借口不会管用 Another woman wouldn't work.
可惜你没有多少选择 总不能说你跟男人跑了吧 Unfortunately you don't have much choice.You can't run off with a man.
-为何不行 -什么 -Why not? -What?
她是心理医生 She's a psychologist.
根据她的预测 这种事并非不可能 According to her predictions that's what could happen.
经过她那番恶整 没准她真的会信 After what she did to me? That she might believe.
米琪 Mickey,
你想和我一起度周末吗 how would you like to spend the weekend with me?
听着 查威克先生 Now, look,Mr. Chadwick,
我不是你想象中的那种女孩 除非你是认真的 I'm not the type of girl you say things like that to，unless you mean it.
我是认真的 I mean it.
先给我一分钟 我要给我妈打个电话报喜 Just give me a minute.I'll call Mother,tell her the good news.
-她等这天已经很久了 -先等等 -She's been waiting so long. -Later.
-首先我希望你去把头发剪了 -都听你的 -First I want you to cut your hair. -Anything.
-要我全都剪掉吗 -不 短一点就行 -You want me to take it all off? -No. No. Just short.
-另外你需要置办几件衣服 -哦 我有条裙子 -And you'll need some clothes. -Oh, I've got a dress.
我们要去布鲁克斯兄弟给你买套帅气的老式商务西装 We'll go to Brooks Brothers and get you a nice conservative business suit.
-男士西装 -没错 -A man's suit? -Yes.
我们去哪度周末 基督教青年会吗 Where are we going for the weekend, the YMCA?
米琪 你看上去棒极了 Mickey, you look great.
-是啊 当然 -真的 你会顺利过关的 -Yeah, sure.-Really. You'll pass.
现在你明白我为什么要这样做了吧 Now you know why I have to do this,don't you?
-你希望看上去像和男人一起约会 -对 -You have to be seen leaving with a man. -Right.
-那样她就会跟着你 -没错 -So she'll follow you. -Right.
-你不会觉得心里不舒服吧 -不 我觉得很浪漫 -Now, you don't feel uncomfortable, do you? -No. It's romantic.
我一直都希望有段三角恋情 I always wanted to be part of a triangle.
但从没想过是以男人身份参与 But I never thought I'd end up as the other man.
如果你和我一起回西棕榈滩 我感觉会更好 I'd feel much better if you went back to West Palm Beach with me.
纽约是个邪恶之地 儿子 这里的女人都不可信 New York's a wicked place,Son. The women are not to be trusted.
我知道劳伦很令人失望 妈妈 I know Lauren was a disappointment, Mother.
但我明天就搬去那家男子社团住了 在那里我会很安全 But I'm moving into this men's club tomorrow.I'll be safe there.
你看上去很好 You look fine.
米琪 你就是个天使 Mickey, you're an angel.
我永远不会忘记你为我做的 I'll never forget what you're doing.
你跟我回家 You're coming home.
在这里 就算进男子社团也不安全 In this city you're not even safe in a men's club.
马特 如果有人问起 Matt, if anyone asks,
就说我去长岛的星尘汽车旅馆度周末去了 I'll be at the Stardust Motel on Long Island for the weekend.
-星尘汽车旅馆 -没错 -Stardust Motel. -Right.
好的 查威克先生 Yes, sir,Mr. Chadwick.
艾蒂安告诉我这个消息时 我还以为你会欣喜若狂 But when Etienne told me the news, I thought you would be overjoyed.
我摧毁了他的信心 把他逼得太狠了 I broke his spirit.I pushed him too far.
哈里 我要介绍我的好朋友给你认识 Harry, I'd like you to meet a good friend of mine.
-这是米琪 -嗨 -This is Mickey. -Hi.
米琪是个好姑娘 Mickey's a great girl.
他是女孩 He's a girl?
把帽子拿下来 Take your hat off.
还是看不出来 Still not convinced.
-你有看到查威克先生出来吗 -有 先生 -Did you see Mr. Chadwick go out? -Yes, sir.
他说要去长岛的星尘汽车旅馆 He said he'd be at the Stardust Motel on Long Island.
-他一个人吗 -不 是和一位男士在一起 -Was he alone? -No，he was with a man.
是个打扮有点古怪的小伙子 Strange-looking little fellow.
如果她们都能和米琪一样 If they were all like Mickey,
男人和女人间的战争早就结束了 the war between men and women would be over.
世界会获得和平 There'd be peace.
她很特别 She's unusual.
-也许我们哪天晚上可以约一下 -她可爱 无私 善良 可靠 -Maybe we'll go out one night. -She's sweet, devoted,loving,faithful.
她会是一位好妻子 She'd make a good wife.
一个男人娶到这样的女孩能省不少钱呢 A guy could save a lot of money with a girl like this.
-没错 -我的衣服她都可以穿 -Yes. -She could wear my clothes.
米琪 她来了 Mickey, she's here.
喂 妈妈 我是米琪 长话短说 Hello, Mother? Mickey.I have to talk fast.
我在长岛一家汽车旅馆里 和一个最棒的男人约会 I'm at a motel on Long Island.I met the most wonderful man.
他叫哈里 Harry.
不 他不在房间 在外面的出租车里 No, he's not in the room.He's out in the cab.
妈妈 别担心了 他不会开车逃跑的 Mother, please stop worrying.He's not gonna drive away.
-我回头再打给你 -穿上 -I'll call you later. -Here.
走 从窗户出去 Go. Out the window.
-要我们等你吗 -不用 -Should we wait for you? -No.
你和哈里一起走 彼此多熟悉熟悉 You and Harry go out and get to know each other.
他觉得你是个不错的女孩 He thinks you're quite a girl.
可我这样打扮能逃避多久 But how long can I get away with it?
-我总有一天得穿裙子 -是啊 走吧 走吧 -I have to put on a dress sometime. -Yeah. Go on, go on.
-谁 -是我 -Who is it? -It's me.
-你走开 -开门 我有话必须和你说 -Go away. -Open up,I must talk to you.
-你想干什么 -拜托 -What do you want? -Please.
-你的那位...同伴呢 -米琪吗 -Where is your companion? -Mickey?
出去买吃的了 Went out to get groceries.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
在阻止你犯下悲剧性的错误 Trying to keep you from making a tragic mistake.
钥匙还我 Give me the key.
-你看到钥匙在哪了 -别这么对我 -You know where it is -Don't do this to me.
可我是站你这边的 我只想帮助你 But I'm on your side.I only want to help.
你想要钥匙 来拿呀 You want the key? Take it.
-我做不到 -哦 试试嘛 拜托 -I can't. -Oh, try. Please.
-没用的 -哦 不 你不能这样轻易放弃 -It's no use. -Oh, oh.You mustn't give up so easily.
现在这样更好 没有矛盾 没有竞争 It's better this way No conflict, no competition,
不用和"雄伟之王"相媲美 no having to live up to El Magnifico.
可"雄伟之王"这个人根本不存在 But there never was an El Magnifico.
-别安慰我 我不行了 -只有一次 那证明不了什么 -Don't comfort me. I failed. -Once.It proves nothing.
你之后还有过其他女人 可最后情况都一样 There were others after you,and it was always the same.
浑身发抖 胃里闹腾 接着只能逃跑 The trembling,and the churning stomach, and then flight.
-但那只是你的心理作用 -现在治疗已经晚了 医生 -But it's all in your mind. -It's too late for therapy,Doctor.
米琪在哪 Where's Mickey?
-还不晚 你必须抗争 -为什么 -It's not too late.You must fight. -Why?
因为你曾是个了不起的男人 女人都渴望你的恩宠 You were once a magnificent man.Women pleaded for your favors.
听上去像一千年前的事了 Seems like a thousand years ago.
只要我抱一抱女人 她们就会融化 I would put my arms around a woman, and she'd melt.
瞧 我正在融化 See, I'm melting.
我吻一吻她们 她们就会兴奋得起鸡皮疙瘩 And I'd kiss them,and they'd break out in goose bumps.
瞧 起鸡皮疙瘩了 See? Goose bumps.
-接着我只要... -继续回想 -And then I'd... -Try and remember.
拉开她们裙子拉链 The zipper on their dress.
-来 -我手在发抖 -Here. -My hand's trembling.
继续 拉开 Go ahead, zip.
-我做到了 -当然了 -I did it.Of course.
难道你没感觉到美妙的事情正在发生吗 Can't you see the wonderful thing that's happening?
-我不相信 -别停 接下去是什么 -I don't believe it -Don't stop now.What happened next?
-接着我会把她们... -什么 -I'd pick them up... -Yes?
-把她们抱起来 -然后呢 -And I'd carry them... -Yes? Yes?
我会抱着她们... I'd carry them...
可抱去哪呢 But where?
-去卧室吗 -是去卧室 记忆全复苏了 -To the bedroom? To the bedroom.It's all coming back.
别忘记任何步骤 Don't forget a thing.
查威克先生 我是劳伦爸爸 Mr. Chadwick? This is Lauren's father.
我在大堂里 In the lobby.
到这种时候 我知道我们三个都愿意聚到一起 At a moment like this,I know the three of us would like to be together.
还能是为什么 为了讨论婚约的事呗 Why, to discuss the marriage contract.
查威克先生 我希望自己听上去不会太迂腐 Mr. Chadwick,I hope this doesn't sound old-fashioned,
但是在婚礼前 劳伦都会被送到朋友家里住 but until the wedding Lauren will be sent to stay with friends.
不过在此期间我会每时每刻陪伴在你身边 But I will be at your side every moment.
真希望能对你说说我的心里话 孩子 I wish I could tell you what's in my heart, Son.
你的心里话是什么 岳父大人 What is in your heart, Dad?
一个女孩的父亲绝对不能信赖信用制度 A girl's father cannot rely on the credit card system.
先上车 后买票 Fly now, pay later?
万一准新郎不喜欢这趟旅程怎么办 What if the prospective bridegroom does not enjoy the flight?
那我岂不是只剩一辆没嫁出去的车了 I'm left holding an unmarried airplane.
新生儿 人类永恒不朽的通行证 A newborn child.Man's passport to immortality.
她长得和劳伦真像 She looks just like Lauren.
一个外孙女 A granddaughter.
世上只有一种快乐能比它还无限 There's only one joy more infinite.
-别再求我帮忙了 -我求你什么了 -No more favors -What am I asking for?
-一个外孙而已 -免谈 -A grandson. -Forget it.
哦 一个大胖小子 作为我的后代 Oh, a little boy,of my own flesh,
-在我死后为我哀悼 -我们会请专业丧葬队的 -to weep for me when I'm gone -We'll hire professional mourners.
求你了 保罗 再给我添个外孙 I beg you, Paul,a grandson.
-最后一个忙 -好吧 好吧 -One last favor? -Okay, okay.
但这绝对是最后一次 走吧 咱们去看妈咪 But this is absolutely the last time.Come on,let's go see Mommy.
嘿呦 咱们走 Upsy-daisy. Let's go.
来吧 Come on.
-我来追你 -好呀 -I'll race you -Okay.
别跑 孩子们 Come on.Children...
我进棺材那天 都会记得这温馨场面 As I go to my grave I'll remember this.
按我现在的消耗速度 没准会先你一步归西 At the rate I'm going I may beat you there.